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# What is this thing?!?
This thing is an original Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm presidential-style black velvet painting from Tijuana, Mexico of Republican ballbreaker Condoleezza Rice. It is from the Limited-Edition, collectible black velvet portraiture series produced by The Patriot Portrait Collectibles of Indignico Inc. and known throughout the world as "The ALL-NEW Anything-Goes 2004 Re-Election Collectiontm of Limited-Issue Velvet Republicanstm from Indignico Inc."
This velvet painting of Condoleezza Rice--like all genuine Limited-Issue Velvet Republicans--was entirely hand-painted in Tijuana, Mexico exclusively by a professional Mexican velvet Elvis artist from Tijuana, Mexico--and exclusively for The Patriot Portrait Collectiblestm of Indignico Inc.
This particular painting of Condoleezza Rice on black velvet was painted by the Mexican black velvet artist Tejada in 2007. The Certificate-Of-Authenticity that accompanies this black velvet Rice de Tejada attests to those facts, as well as one additional one--this particular Patriot Portrait Collectibletm Tijuana black velvet painting of Republican Mastermind Condoleezza Rice is Limited-Issue Velvet Republicantm #271/1000.