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The Night That The Lights Went Out In The Northeast by Mommyerma (based loosely on the song, "Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia")
He was on his way home from Washington, Been two months gone and he thought he'd stop At his ranch and have him a drink 'fore he went home Laura, Richard Cheney said "Hello" And he said "Hi, what'cha doin', Dubya?" "Prez, sit down, I got some bad news, it's gonna hurt" He said "I'm your best friend and you know that's right" "But your wallet's empty in your pants tonight" "Since you been gone, drillin' in the Arctic has stopped, sir,
Well, Dubya got mad 'n' he saw red and Cheney said "Boy, don'tcha lose your head" " 'cause to tell ya the truth, I been thinkin' that myself."
That's the night that the lights went out in the Northeast That's the night that they fooled some innocent men,
Well, don't trust your lights to no backwoods Texas Pres'dent,
'cause the guy in DC's got oil stains on his hand.
Well, Dubya was disgusted and left the bar Walkin' on home 'cause he didn't live far See, Cheney didn't have many friends but he just made one,
Brother thought the Congress was a stallin' So he went home and finally found The only thing Papa had left him, and that was the "SWITCH".
So, he went off to Cheney's house A'skippin' through the backwoods quiet as a mouse Came upon some tracks Cheney was too dumb to make He looked through that 'lectric plant with beady eyes
And he saw Cheney lyin' on the floor In a puddle of oil and he started to shake.
Well, the Canadian Patrol was a'makin' their rounds So he threw the "SWITCH" just to bog 'em down And a big-bellied Toronto Mayor said "why'dya do it?" And the people said "Guilty" in a make-believe trial And slapped the Mayor on the back with a smile Said' supper's waitin' at home, how'm I gonna get to it?"
That's the night that the lights went out in the Northeast That's the night that they fooled some innocent men Well, don't trust your lights to no backwoods Texas Pres'dent
'cause the guy in DC's got oil stains on his hand.
Well, they hung old Cheney before I could say The tracks he saw while on his way To Cheney's house and back that night were Dubya's
And his money had never left town And that's one mystery that'll never be found See, Dick Cheney don't miss when he aims his gun.
That's the night that the lights went out in the Northeast, oh oh oh
That's the night that they fooled some innocent men, ah-huh-huh Well, don't trust your lights to no backwoods Texas Pres'dent FADE 'cause the guy in DC's got oil stains on his hands.
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