conversation with a doctor today, with interpretation [View All]

[RB TexLa]

M = me
D = doctor
RM = what doctor really means

D It's been over two years since you saw your doctor
RM How can you not have given your doctor money for over two years, do you realize she might have had to use used golf balls at the hitting range.

M I haven't been sick or hurt enough to see her.
D You never know what could be going on with any illness or injury
RM Doesn't matter how insignificant your illness or injury is, we can upcode it to something more severe and just steal from the insurance companies.

D You really should go see your doctor
RM Your doctor wants to take money from your insurance company and unless you go in they will be charged with a crime if they steal it from the insurance company.
M I'm doing fine. And what I really meant is I'll keep my money for myself.

Conversation then changed to something else.