Reply #10: truth lies only in the middle [View All]

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The old left wants to give $1 billion dollars to 50,000 poor people. The right wants to give a billion dollars to 100 rich people. Clearly both "extremes" are wrong, and it is best just to give $500 million to 100 rich people and $500 million to 50,000 poor people. After all, it's not like we can distinguish between somebody's "need" for a nutritious meal and somebody else's "need" for a private jet.

In this new world order, we will all be moderate Republicans. That way everybody's happy.

We will also compromise about the war, and only bomb HALF of Iran.