Faygo Kid
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Wed Nov-26-08 04:50 PM
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5. At least the Clydesdale wasn't hauling a load of Bud. |
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Maybe hidden under the tree?
*A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?" *"Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak." *The son says, "Why are you so weak?" *She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days." *The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days? *The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth filled with food if you called."
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