'Motor City Madman' Ted Nugent turning Texan

[BeatleBoot]

http://www.detnews.com/2004/events/0412/25/entertainment-41917.htm

CONCORD -- The Motor City Madman is officially turning Texan.

Michigan rocker and hunting activist Ted Nugent says he plans to get a Texas driver's license soon. He said in a phone interview Wednesday that he officially will become a Texas resident in 2005, after moving his family to Crawford, Texas, about a year and a half ago.

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Nugent, who said he supports President Bush "100 percent," said his new home is "right around the corner" from Bush's ranch. Nugent said he is working with the Texas fish and game department, where he writes for a state publication on bow-hunting.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. From retarded Martian to Texan

What's the difference?

[KingoftheJungle]

2. Great, now Bush is going to think Jesus moved into the neighborhood

[CO Liberal]

3. Great - Crawford Really NEEDS One More Asshole

Ted Nugent is one of the biggest wastes of oxygen on the planet.

[blueknight]

4. thats a great idea

put ALL THE IDIOTS IN ONE TOWN!

[Rochambeau]

19. Then ask Sharon to build one of his great WALLS around it ! n/t

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

25. No, no, it's "Peace Fence", and don't you forget to CAPITALIZE it or else

...you're an anti-Semite.

(Sorry, had a brief foray in I/P. Plase cleanse me.)

[madrchsod]

5. michigan must be relieved that

he is gone and now never coming back.

[dmkinsey]

8. I am

I say Good Riddance and don't come back
There was talk a year ago that he was thinking of running for Gov of Michigan. Guess that's over now

[annarbor]

10. On Behalf of the Great State of Michigan....

We would like to thank the great state of Texas for welcoming Ted Nugent with open arms. Can we offer you anymore of our fanatical assholes?

Regards,
Ann Arbor

[notadmblnd]

13. I'll second that

I say good riddance. Mr Nugent is an embarrassment Texas can have.

[StaggerLee]

14. 3rd that

One less POS in the mighty mitten!

:)

[TahitiNut]

45. 4th that

I'd also like to express my thanks to Jennifer Granholm for whatever small influence she had on this happy emigration.

[ozymandius]

6. He must have answered Crawford's want-ad for "villiage idiot". n/t

[verdalaven]

7. What does Nugent and Bush have in common?

Both lived lives of excess, "cleaned up" (debatable), and now spend time passing judgment on others who do the same things they spent their youth doing.

Glass houses.

I hate people like this. "Do as I say, not as I do." What a bunch of crap.

Oh, and Nugent saying he never did drugs? I never, ever, ever believed that one, not for a second.

[Bronco69]

9. I remember several years ago when I was flipping through the

AM radio stations and I landed on Thrushed Limpdong's show. He was referring to Ted Nugent as a dope smoking, long haired, maggot infested so and so. A few minutes later Ted Nugent called into his show and was spouting all of his right wing nonsense and all of a sudden Thrushed Limpdong started referring to him as a Super Crooner. Those people have no shame!

[Pithy Cherub]

16. There was thorough idiot pageant process and Ted was declared

the Crawford Village Idiot unless the original fails to return by January 20, 2005. Ted is the runner up currently serving in place of the winner - we are unable verify as all votes were electronically recorded...

[Withywindle]

20. He's the Vice-Idiot! n/m

[norml]

11. One less red voter in Michigan. One more red voter in Texas.

Excellent! By the way, this news is one day old, and not breaking. I saw a thread in one of the other forums on this yesterday.

[goddess40]

12. Texas doesn't have state taxes and Michigan does

My SIL and her hubby set up residence there after they sold their home in California during the time they bummed around the country in their posh RV.
Unless something has changed or I missed something with my SIL's reasoning I'm sure that had something to do with Nugent's move. Not to mention he's a colossal asshole and wants to be near the asshole that's squatting in our White House. Some people love to be with the 'winning' team no matter the cost.

[montieg]

15. Jeez, guys, give us Texans

a break here! I admit my beloved home state has the dubious distinction of being the place * calls home---BUT HE AIN'T NO TEXAN!!! He was born in Connecticut, went to some private school in Houston (he wouldn't last 30 minutes at Midland High), cheerleader at Andover Academy, Yale. This doesn't in any way represent what true Texans are. And having lived here since 1947 (outside 1 year in New Orleans) I remember what Texas was like before so many country club Republicans started moving here (like his daddy) in the 1970's. Damn near ruined a perfectly good state! As for Nugent, other than being another asshole Texas doesn't need, who gives a shit what he does? Long as he doesn't do that cacophony he calls music!

[murray hill farm]

17. Sorry Texas!!

But, Michigan is where i was born and grew up...and Nugent has been an embarrassment for Michigan for a long, long time...guess it is just your turn to have to claim him.

[keopeli]

21. Sorry, montieg...no breaks for Texas. You overwhelmingly support *.

I was born and raised in Texas. My family has been in TX since the 1860s. I've lived all over the state, and have family in Waco (near Crawford).

Bush* is now a part of Texas' history. Period. Is he a fraud? Yes. Were your observations about Bush*'s history true? Yes.

Does that let Texas off the hook? Nope. You have the same information that I do. I've told every single member of my family and my friends in Texas the exact details you said and they shrug it off as sour grapes. It's that texas hubris.

I'm glad a sane person lives there (you), and I'm sure it must be difficult. Good luck with convincing Texans to believe the truth.

[montieg]

30. Thanks for the good

karma, but it's gonna be a long fight with a short stick. "Part of Texas' history."? Damn, that's hard to choke down. But I will say that even out here in west Texas, * managed to get apathetic Dems aroused and motivated enough to have a Dem Party HQ for the first time in 30 years! Found out my bumper sticker (Designated Democrat) wasn't exactly right!

[Maestro]

41. How quickly you forget about how

great democratic heritage. We'll take this state back and kick the translpants out someday.

[IowaGuy]

39. Got a point there ,big guy...

You got a guy down there in Crawford thats all hat and no cattle, and movin' next door is a wanna be rocker, that at best only managed to develop the ego of a lead guitarist but unfortunately never developed the chops...maybe Crawford should change its name to Poserville!!

[Flammable Materials]

18. Close enough to service Dubya on demand.

It's official. Nugent is a Log Cabin Republican.

[devilgrrl]

22. better chance of getting busted for statutory rape in Texas...

should be interesting to see what Texans think of his "morals" when his daughters friends show up at the house.

[daleo]

23. Nugent could head the Texas draft board

He would know what scams to look out for, come next year (from personal experience).

[Upfront]

24. Wonderfull News For michigan

It raised the average IQ in both places, the one he left and the one he is moving to.

[Bouncy Ball]

26. He'll fit right FUCKING in

around Crawford, now won't he?

Great, one more fucked up fascist moving to Texas. Just what we fucking need.

Hey all you fucked up hateful greedy asshole bastard fascists: GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STATE!

[montieg]

31. Preach on, Bouncy!

"GET THE HELL OUT OF MY STATE!" Music to my yellow dog ears. Does make you wonder how long that Editor of the Crawford paper--you know, the one with the five-gallon bucket full of balls--- how long will he be able to hang in?

[Lostnote03]

27. Itsa Black helicopter thing???(cheap thrills)

[Deja Q]

28. Well, as John Lennon had a crazed fan... what if Nugent is Bush's fan?

That's the trouble with groupies. Most of them are insane to some level.

[aikido15]

44. John Lennon didn't deserve...

a crazed and murderous fan, Bush does.

[carpetbagger]

29. David Koresh, George Bush, and now Ted Nugent.

I guess McLennan County's on a roll.

[tabasco]

32. So Ol' Crap-Pants Nugent Wants To Be A Cowboy ....

How special ! Gutless worms really stick together.

[not fooled]

33. well, a cowboy w/out horses...

...if he is the same type as * (askairt of horses...the "yellow rose of Texas").

but just think of all those arrows flying around...and he's close to *'s pigfarm/photo op prop...maybe the country will get lucky:evilgrin:

[Skittles]

34. he'll find plenty of people who enjoy killing animals here

nt

[George W. Hayduke]

35. good...

he can stay the hell outta my blue state.

I've always thought he was conceited gun-lovin war-mongerin asshole.

He used to live near Jackson, a prison town 30 min. west of Ann Arbor (GO BLUE!) and had his own local radio show for a short while.

Says alot about him considering he's moving to Crawford.

Later, dickhead!

[Mari333]

36. Yay!!! Hes leaving my state

Good riddance.

[w4rma]

37. fanboy. (nt)

[Tikki]

38. Ted Nugent will NEVER BE.....

inducted into The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.....

[Maestro]

40. OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

* is not Texan nor is this waste of human excrement!!!!!!! This is the same guy who was banned from the Astrodome after making anti-immigrant, Hispanic comments and now he wants to live closer to his soul mate in freakin' Texas. Son of an effin bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[zulchzulu]

42. Calling all Red voters in Blue states...follow your leader

Ted will have free Jesus Metal concerts in Crawford. Heck, if you're lucky, he might even fornicate with your wife while you watch in your trailer park. What could make a true Bush supporter more happy than to see Mr. Cat Scratch Fever (located in Walgreens bargain bins everywhere) boink your pudgy Jesus freak wife...

Go to Crawford, Ted. Whatever you do though, buddy, don't find out what Bush plans to do to nature reserves and other places where you like to hunt. You might not be able to face facts that you've been duped and lied to.

[genieroze]

43. I think his "Cat Scratch Fever" gave him toxoplasmosis

and brain damage.