Mice to Test Bush's Food for Poison (!!!!)

[doxieone]

http://asia.news.yahoo.com/031003/3/15d5u.html

Mice to test Bush's food for poison

BANGKOK (Reuters) - Thailand is going to use mice to test food for poison before it is served to U.S. President George W. Bush and 20 other Asia Pacific leaders at a regional summit in Bangkok this month, a top health official says. snip

[rooboy]

1. I would have thought rats would be more appropriate...

their metabolisms would be similar.

[Drifter]

3. Ha Ha ... Good one

Timing is everything.


Cheers
Drifter

[Tommy_Douglas]

29. I don't even like mice...

but I'd rather have them then Bush.

[Drifter]

2. Shouldn't they use ...

Rats since AWOL is closer to the Rat species than the mouse.

Cheers
Drifter

My apologies to Rats all over the world.

[THUNDER HANDS]

7. I should hope so!

Sheesh!

:)

[Robb]

4. Oh, I get it.

They're gonna hold 'em by the tails, and dip 'em in the soup, right?!? :)

How is it?

-Little salty! Sqeak!-

[NNN0LHI]

5. Yea. I had heard Juniors official food taster died a few weeks ago n/t

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

21. Ouch.

[MaineDem]

6. Shades of Imperial Rome

Where is Livia these days?

[theHandpuppet]

19. The only figs Junior eats...

... are probably Fig Newtons, and Livia would no doubt be appalled at the sight of a platter of "Freedom Fries". Better check the ketchup!

[leetrisck]

8. We're so loved

around the world

[NNN0LHI]

9. Shouldn't someone be contacting PETA about this? n/t

[moof]

10. No, Drifter apologized to the rats.

n/t

[underpants]

11. And then the court jester Drew Carey will come out and dance a little jig

Didn't we defeat another King George to win our independence?

[dArKeR]

12. Mice; Cheney, Asscroft, Rumsfeld, Wolfowitz, Perle, Fineman, Woodward...

In that order should be the tasters!

[Lost4words]

13. To all the creative minds on this thread.............

BAWAHAHA, thanks for my first laugh of the day. :hi:

classic
on edit ops typo

[GinaMaria]

14. first thought

is that he is paranoid after crossing the CIA. Maybe his paranoia is justified?

[Gman]

15. Hope the mouse leaves a little gift for Bush

heh, heh!

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

22. Peppercorns?

[CatWoman]

23. capers?

:D

[R Hickey]

16. Thailand don't want an incident like Poppy's puking in Japan

And the best animal to taste food for Republicans is the pig.

[goforit]

17. Those poor little mice!!!

Well....I guess Laura will have to think of something else!

[muriel_volestrangler]

18. "... and put some in if it's missing" (n/t)

[donsu]

20. I was thinking he probably travels with his own cook and food

but I guess he's trusting Thailand food and mice. but maybe he's bringing his own mice, american lab mice.

his protective bubble gets tighter and tighter.

[SammyWinstonJack]

25. PB & J with the crusts cut off

Poor little mice will have their little mouse lips stuck together from the PB & J. Bush* doesn't have a very discriminating palate does he?

[dbt]

24. This IS a joke, right?

"You're nothing but a pack of cards," said Alice.

:freak:
dbt

[smirkymonkey]

26. Is it worth it??

The lives of those poor, innocent little mice sacrificed for one big, idiotic, psychopathic, disgusting, huge, ugly Chimp?

[ignatius]

27. Wow, he must finally realize how hated he

really is. With all the bad press lately, it seems to me the real money men in this country want him out.

Lie with the mafia get fish heads.

[chemenger]

28. Something Bill Clinton never had to worry about.

Clinton had the world's respect when he was president. Bush on the other hand has to content with a creeping feeling of paranoia that must come with being the most hated man in the world today.

BWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!! Serves the little prick right.

[TacticalPeek]

30. (mouse voice) "Please, please don't kill me."

:(

[ignatius]

32. That tape of Bush mocking Karla Faye was so telling about

his character(or lack thereof.) I could never understand why the dems didn't show it more often during the campaign.

[cmd]

31. Laura is finally standing up to him. n/t