Schwarzenegger election to become porn film

[Resistance]

Herald Sun

The story of the race to become the governor of California is being turned into a porn movie, Ananova.com reports.

One of the candidates in the race, adult actress Mary Carey, will soon begin shooting a sexy behind-the-scenes view of the campaign.

The two-hour picture will co-star porn veteran Ron Jeremy as California's current deputy governor, Cruz Bustamante, and muscle-bound X-rated actor Lee Stone as Arnold Schwarzenegger. Carey, 23, will play herself.

[Ellen Forradalom]

1. Well, it certainly was obscene

so it's appropriate for a porn film.

[Cronus Protagonist]

2. It's getting harder and harder to be a satirist these days (eom)

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[WindRavenX]

5. Really!

The truth is stranger than fiction...

[flamingyouth]

3. Ron Jeremy as Bustamante

I know I should be laughing, but I can't help it...

[joeybee12]

4. I'm sure Ah-nuld would do to play himself in a porn movie--

he's done it before!

[TreasonousBastard]

6. The real winner of the recall was...

Mary Carey.

She was bustin' out all over the news for the past couple of days with this.

Betcha her video sales skyrocketed.

(Anybody see her give Leno the finger?)

[realFedUp]

7. She ain't no dumb blond with extra elevations...

but who will play constant companion David Dreier?

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. Her video sales did in fact skyrocket.

She really took this to the bank. Good for her.

[joeunderdog]

8. Yeah, Arnold fucks the citizens and the Energy Guys blow Arnold.

It's been a money orgy for years now.

[Resistance]

10. great post

:thumbsup:

... and I thought the best response to this story would be a humorous one.

[Catherine Vincent]

9. What? No actor to portray Gary Coleman?

[damnraddem]

12. I don't understand the use of the word 'become.'

The Schwarzenegger 'race' WAS pornography.

[Desperadoe]

13. Arnold couldn't play himself

A good porn actor like Lee Stone can get it up on cue, as often as it is necessary to get the scene right. I seriously doubt that Arnold could manage that one since very few men, outside the industry, would even attempt it.

Besides, after being with Lee, I'm sure that Mary would just laugh at Arnie's assets.

However, I really think that Ron Jeremy would be more suited to Arnold's character, since he has been accused of date rape and molestation more than once in the past year. The only thing is, in Ron's case, I would want more proof. We have enough proof of the Gropenator.

And besides, Ron's really not a bad guy.