The Seven Months Since May DayThe Seven Months Since May Day
(to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas")
In the seven months since May Day
The WarChimp gave to me
A whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Eight exploding Jordanians
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Nine friendly fire deaths
Eight exploding Jordanians
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Ten homemade rockets
Nine friendly fire deaths
Eight exploding Jordanians
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Eleven ambushed Kurds
Ten homemade rockets
Nine friendly fire deaths
Eight exploding Jordanians
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Twelve dead at the Red Cross
Eleven ambushed Kurds
Ten homemade rockets
Nine friendly fire deaths
Eight exploding Jordanians
Six dead Britons
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
Thanks Resident Bush. We feel SOOOOOO much safer now!
References:
A whole bunch of dead Iraqis: Iraq Body Count
Two dead diplomats: BBC 11/29/2003
Two Japanese citizens who may have been diplomats have died in an apparent ambush near the Iraqi city of Tikrit.
Three car bombs: Houston Chronicle 10/14/2003
Suicide car bombers struck in Baghdad for the third time in a week today, this time outside the Turkish Embassy in yet another blow against those who would help the U.S. occupation. Witnesses said the driver and a bystander were killed, and hospitals said at least 13 were wounded.
Four downed Black Hawks: SF Chronicle 11/29/2003
About half of the deaths resulted from the downing of four military helicopters, in which 39 soldiers were killed. U.S. aircraft in Iraq have been targeted in the past, but these incidents, involving either a surface-to-air missile or rocket-propelled grenade, marked the first major hits...At one point during the month, military officials reported that the number of guerrilla attacks was averaging more than 40 a day. SF Chronicle
Five suicides: VikingPhoenix.com 07/20/2003
The Army is investigating at least five suspected suicides by soldiers in Iraq, a defense official said. The Marines have confirmed one suicide and are investigating at least one suspected suicide, according to Capt. Sean Turner, a Marine Corps spokesman.
Six dead Britons: Sydney Morning Herald 06/25/2003
Six British military police were killed in Iraq, possibly in an incident in a local police station, and eight British soldiers were injured in a separate incident today in southern Iraq, Defence Minister Geoff Hoon said.
Seven slain Spaniards: Washington Post 11/29/2003
Attackers ambushed a team of Spanish intelligence officers on a highway south of Baghdad on Saturday, killing seven agents and wounding one, Spanish Defense Minister Federico Trillo said.
Eight exploding Jordanians: Radio Free Europe 08/07/2003
At least eight people are reported to have been killed today in an explosion outside the Jordanian Embassy in Baghdad. U.S. Captain Robert Ramsey of the 1st Armored Division says the explosion was likely caused by a truck bomb.
Nine friendly fire deaths: Sydney Morning Herald 09/14/2003
US soldiers killed nine people, including eight Iraqi law enforcement officers on Friday in the worst friendly fire incident since the end of the war, further inflaming anti-American sentiment in one of the most tense corners of Iraq.
Ten homemade rockets Sydney Morning Herald 10/26/2003
A US soldier was killed and 17 wounded yesterday when a volley of rockets pounded a Baghdad hotel where US Deputy Defence Secretary Paul Wolfowitz was staying...Brigadier General Martin Dempsey, the commander of the 1st Armored Division, said eight to ten rockets hammered into the Rashid Hotel at 6.08 am (2.08pm AEDT), killing one US soldier and wounding seven American civilian personnel, four military staff, two security guards and four foreign nationals.
Eleven ambushed Kurds Washington Times 10/25/2003
Iraqi rebels attacked a busload of Kurdish athletes who were returning to the northern city of Kirkuk from a Tae Kwan Do meet Saturday afternoon. Eleven members of the martial arts team were injured, including one athlete who lost an eye in the attack, Sky News reported. Two others were reported in serious condition.
Twelve dead at the Red Cross BBC 10/27/2003
Twelve people died in the attack on the ICRC, a spokesman said, including two Iraqi security guards and several passers-by. Witnesses said the driver of the vehicle which exploded was among the dead.
Eighteen dead Italians The Guardian 11/13/2003
Eighteen Italians and eight Iraqis were killed by a suicide bomb in the southern Iraqi city of Nasiriya yesterday, the worst single military loss for Italy since the second world war. 11/13/2003