Bush has two moles removed from his forehead

[RamboLiberal]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070216/ts_nm/bush_moles_dc_1

A doctor removed two moles from President George W. Bush's left temple on Friday and they were believed to be benign, a White House spokesman said.

The five-minute procedure took place in the White House doctor's office and was performed by Steve Krivda, a specialist at Walter Reed Medical Center.

Tests will be performed to determine if the moles were cancerous. Results should be back by the middle of next week.

"The doctors expect that both moles are benign," said White House spokesman Scott Stanzel.

The procedure will leave Bush with a one-inch scab for a week to 10 days, he said.

[villager]

1. another scab, eh? hmmm....

n/t

[youngdem]

62. I'm pretty sure those were horns

:evilgrin:

[Demeter]

65. His Last Remaining Brain Cells n/t

[Joe Bacon]

81. He had brain cells?

damn!

:evilgrin:

[saigon68]

87. He is a CHIMPANZEE he has 3 brain cells

[Carni]

91. No no...

Clearly he had a problem with external hemorrhoids.

[kenny blankenship]

2. Has he named which of the two is to be his 2008 heir-apparent & successor ?

[Name removed]

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[mitchum]

52. That's two of us

[TwilightZone]

4. Are they sure that those beady little things weren't his eyes?

n/t

[laruemtt]

5. two moles? more likely his

horns are looking for an outlet.

[kimmerspixelated]

8. good one!

[patricia92243]

15. LOL

[happydreams]

19. Nice one. I remember Raygun going to the docs when

something was wrong with his nose. It happened just about the time of Iran Contra. I sent a LTTE citing a certain little boy made of wood who had problems with his nose whenever he was lying. It was later dubbed the "Pinochio Syndrome".

Some people believe Bush is the Anti-Christ so you may be onto something. :hi:

[Tin Man]

24. LOL... It's a euphamism to disguise the *real* nature of the procedure:

semi-annual "filing down" of horn ganglia.

[radfringe]

79. ahhh, brain surgery... n/t

[Cleita]

6. And those where the ones that held what was left of his brain.

Too bad.

[northofdenali]

51. Gawd, Cleita, I just got tea all over the keyboard -

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

[cmd]

7. He has spares in there to keep the wheels turning.

They multiply rapidly and inbreed. That's why he's so messed up.

[C_U_L8R]

9. now if they could only remove his head

from his ass.

[Turbineguy]

42. The operation was done

by laproscopy, through his bellybutton.

[leveymg]

10. This is the 4th time he's had "precancerous" growths removed from his face since '01

Bush has recurrent AKs and other skin lesions. See, http://www.williambowles.info/guests/2005/bush_cancer.html

[goclark]

28. And they were immediately sure that he was A - OK

Most reports take a few days at least, right?

[leveymg]

31. Bush's health problems NEVER get covered by the MSM

Even though its obvious that he's had a breakdown and is being treated with a cocktail of anti-depressants and memory enhancers, among other meds.

[Hekate]

67. I see my dermatologist 2 to 3 times a year to be zapped.Melanin-challenged people are like that!

It's almost always "sun damage," "actinic keratoses" (same thing), or "pre-cancerous." The whole point is to get those spots taken care of before they turn into cancer.

Once in awhile my doc will biopsy something, but he can usually tell what it is as he removes it because he wears special magnifying attachments on his glasses and he has a well-trained eye.

Twice it's been a small cancer or cancerous tumor (I thought the latter was an ingrown hair or zit); but never melanoma, which is the real killer.

I'm not a WASP like Dubya, but am from an even more fair-skinned tribe, the Irish. The visits to the dermatologist are just part of my health-care routine, as skin cancer runs in my family.

Hekate

[badgerpup]

73. Sometimes it's a pretty safe bet that a mole is benign...

I've had two cancerous moles and four benign ones excised...
the benign ones were removed just to be certain, since I'd already come up positive twice.

I'll tell ya though, the first one that came up 'malignant' knocked me for a loop and a half.
On the face, up by my eye...thought I was going to have a 'character building' Harry Potter-esque scar from that one...but you can hardly see the scar a-tall. :woohoo:

[Graybeard]

33. During the last press conference I noticed...

...bumps and all kinds of crap on the Pretzeldent's face. I even commented that it looked like he had shaved with a lawn mower. This William Bowles info explains a lot. Thanks for the link.

[Fridays Child]

11. Those moles may be the only benign things about that bastard.

The rest of him is malevolent to the core.

[Hekate]

68. Ain't that the truth! lol nt

[Hekate]

69. dupe--self-delete

[brook]

12. "Results should be back by the middle of next week'?

And he's the unCommander-in-Chief?

I recently had a malignancy removed from my hand and had the pathology report the next morning. WTF can't they even tell the truth about non-news like this? If I were a rose bush, maybe I wouldn't mind so much. Then I could use some of the daily manure.

[Canuckistanian]

38. Cheney has to vet the report first

Then it has to be sent to Rove for "cleaning up", then finally inscribed on stone tablets for Tony Snow.

It's hard work, you know.

[brook]

48. Well, at least,

they don't have to push 'Scoots' to pass it off to Judy, Judy, Judy. :)

[Canuckistanian]

58. Scooter is the ultimate repaceable man

No power of his own, save for that bestowed upon him. No public recognition, working on the "dark side" most of the time.

He'll land on his feet. Most vermin do.

[hippiechick]

13. so many ideas, so little time ...

:rofl: ... I feel like I should be on The Gong Show at the moment! :evilgrin:


:rofl:

[formercia]

14. He had them both taken out back and shot as spies. n/t

They finally found the moles.

[sellitman]

16. Hey wait a minute...We need more Moles in the Whitehouse....not less.

:rofl: :rofl:

[The Blue Flower]

17. The moles were quoted as saying...

"We want to thank all those who removed us from that deep, empty hole. Boy, it was dark in there!"

[laststeamtrain]

Could he have the Likudnik moles removed from our foreign policy apparatus maybe?

[CoffeeCat]

18. I went through college with Scott Stanzel...

...I'm just floored every time I see his name in conjunction with
Junior.

[AX10]

20. Two moles, Rudy and McCain...

Oh, I'm sorry, they would be parasites.

[MasonJar]

21. Too bad that they did not insert a brain at the same time.

[mikelgb]

22. scales showing again? n/t

[Richard D]

23. When are they going to remove the one . . .

. . . between his shoulders?

[Bozita]

25. Anal cysts, I'm sure.

A good way to get out of a dumb-ass war.

Just ask Pigboy.

[Warpy]

26. Those weren't moles

His horns were starting to re bud.

[eppur_se_muova]

27. Now do something about the termites ... nt

[2Design]

29. well the there goes the rest of his brain n/t

[kskiska]

63. The brain came out with the colonoscopy

Anybody remember that?

Bush to have colonoscopy under anesthesia

June 28, 2002 Posted: 10:16 PM EDT (0216 GMT)

WASHINGTON (CNN) -- President Bush Saturday will undergo a colonoscopy -- a diagnostic examination to check for early signs of colon cancer -- and will transfer power to Vice President Dick Cheney during the procedure.

"It is the third such procedure I've had," said the president. "The doctors recommended I have another because the last time they found some benign polyps."

more…
http://archives.cnn.com/2002/ALLPOLITICS/06/28/bush.tests/index.html

[Double T]

30. Was the vacuum in the cranial cavity disturbed??

[BootinUp]

32. One of those was his brain... DUH!

:rofl:

[Vidar]

34. There go his frontal lobes.

[Bonhomme Richard]

35. They happened to be named Cheney and Rove. n/t

[ChromeFoundry]

36. They remove his last two brain cells???

[olddad56]

37. the two together were reportedly larger than his brain.

Which they removed a long time ago,

[Warren Stupidity]

39. I thought they were actually ferrets.

Or perhaps cotamundis



But moles? Could have fooled me.

[durtee librul]

40. I just picked up the copy of Newsweek

and if you look at his face (I know it's hard to do), he has something VERY wrong with it as it appears he has rosecea (sp?) or could it be they have finally quit airbrushing the drunken redness from his face?

In any case, he looks really bad. Ok so what else is new you all ask? LOL!!

Don't know how to do the cut and paste thing here.....sorry or I'd add it.

[juajen]

53. I believe it's genetic

His father also has had a great deal of trouble with his face; a lot of redness, lesions, etc.

[Gloria]

41. Maybe the roots have grown into his brain, hence his increasingly

sicko behavior?

[peace13]

43. If only our soldiers could get such care!!

I hope they are benign. He needs to be in good health for the trial.

[daleo]

44. They found the only benign thing on Bush, then (two moles)

Generally speaking, he is malignant.

[Crunchy Frog]

45. Here's a picture of them.

[kenny blankenship]

47. thought you meant these two:

[Crunchy Frog]

55. No, that's the twins. Here's a better picture of them.

[Thor_MN]

46. Somebody get drunk and bang their head off the coffee table again?

Cover story to explain the bruising?

[superconnected]

49. I've had moles removed and they left a .25 inch scab or less.

1 inch is too big to have been from any normal mole.

Sounds more like he was getting rid of that 666 birth mark.

[MadJohnShaft]

50. Now, now. We should be glad for him for his good health.

And... good health insurance.

[kenny blankenship]

57. He'll need it for the trial?

[truthisfreedom]

54. Dammit! They found our Whitehouse moles!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mvxe04wGmTw

[zbdent]

56. So now what's going to occupy the space where his brain should have been?

I would have said his "pre-frontal lobe", but that would have been generous to him ...

[screenplaya]

59. Cowboy Needs A Cosmetologist n/t

[smirkymonkey]

60. So I guess that means there's only one "6" left.

Hmmm..... :evilgrin:

[dipsydoodle]

61. You sure it wasn't that the moles asked

for the monkey to be removed from their bums ?

[ncteechur]

64. They were the two lobes of his primordial brain.

[greblc]

66. I heard the growths on his head were forming into the shape of a Penis...

Bush was concerned he would be looking at a Dick all the time. The doctor told him not to worry because the balls would cover his eyes.

[fob]

70. And Promptly had Two Squirrels Inserted in Their Place.

Calling Blue Jay!!!

[BayCityProgressive]

71. PLease God

make him have cancer and resign.

[uppityperson]

72. It is just too easy. eom

[Deja Q]

74. Moles? As in espionage? Imagine that, a bug that looks like a mole...

:rofl:

[acmavm]

75. It's sort of poetic that because bush is a cancer on the face of America.

[WritersBlock]

76. Wish we could do the same for the Presidency & Vice-Presidency. n/t

[opihimoimoi]

77. It was a Lobotomy for Gods Sake...they took out his brains....

[Seabiscuit]

93. And all they found were two moles licking the inside of his skull.

[Catshrink]

78. He fell off his bike again -- this is just a cover up.

Or maybe he fell down the stairs while binging.

[leftofthedial]

80. those were dried shit

that had oozed to the surface

[AlCzervik]

82. Leave the moles, remove the Bush.

[sleepyhead]

83. Five minutes?

That's more than enough time to remove his entire brain!

[goforit]

84. It looks like he had Botox instead.

[mix]

85. moles =

gopher in rovespeak

[MasonJar]

86. Why didn't they remove his head and leave the two moles?

[DainBramaged]

88. You sure they weren't pretzels he stuck in his forehead

during yesterday's bender?

[Altean Wanderer]

89. He had Cheney removed from his forehead? n/t

[bikebloke]

90. And left the bats in his belfry.

[Dont_Bogart_the_Pretzel]

92. You think w's true selfs coming out?

[kurth]

94. The world rejoices, church bells peal around the globe

NOT.

47 million Americans have NO health insurance.

[Contrary1]

95. Since we know Shrub has his head up his ass...

what were the moles doing there? Were they there first?
Or, did they arrive later as a gift from Jeff?

The mind boggles.