MILF orders its rogue commander to stop staging rebellion

[AngryAmish]

Source: philstar

ANILA, Philippines (Xinhua) - The Moro Islamic Liberation Front (MILF) has ordered its rogue commander currently leading a separate armed group to stop staging rebellion and immediately return to their fold.

In an official resolution adopted on March 23, 2011 that was released on Thursday, the MILF, the country's largest separatist Muslim group, stopped short of expelling Ameril Umbra Kato even as the Philippine government and MILF have said that the new faction would derail the ongoing peace process and threaten the security and stability of Mindanao.

In Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia, where the government and MILF are holding talks, Mohagher Iqbal, chairman of the MILF peace panel, said Kato "has not yet burned his bridges" with the group.

Read more: http://www.philstar.com/Article.aspx?articleId=680620&publicationSubCategoryId=200

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for your consideration...

[hlthe2b]

1. Don't take offense...

But, I thought from your subject line that this was going to be about Sarah Palin..... LOL

[AngryAmish]

9. I just report the news.

[Proud Liberal Dem]

10. LOL

Me too!
:rofl:

[txlibdem]

27. With all the hate and venom coming from palin she's no MILF, she's a MIWVOIIETAF

Mom I Would Vomit On If I Even Thought About F...

I may have different preference than you but I only get sexual feelings toward women, not the modern version of the mystical trolls or demons.

[hlthe2b]

28. Well, this heterosexual female doesn't get how anyone could

view Palin in anyway but a Mother (Grandmother, First Class Cretin--your pick) I'd like to FORGET.

[Keith Bee]

35. I'm with you, txlibdem

I'm 48 years old, and Half-Gov Youbetcha is in the exact age range for women I find attractive. Sarah ain't one of 'em, and I do NOT understand why a lot of other men want to do her.

[L0oniX]

29. +1

[Malikshah]

34. You are not the only one...and I bat for the other team...

[dipsydoodle]

38. I had that number plate

almost anyway - I had M1LLF. I bought the plate years ago when the expression had yet to have any meaning and stuck it on a '97 Cherokee. M1 is a UK year plate and LLF are the companies initials. I finally tired of even 14 year olds collapsing on the pavement laughing whenever they saw me on the road and sold it.

Rec'd for making me laugh.

[kimi]

47. Oh, that's hilarious!

Thank you!

[Devil_Fish]

41. Sorry bu SP is no MILF. NT

[cliffordu]

2. I REALLY thought that this was a Palin post of some sort.......

Sorry....

:rofl:

[GKirk]

5. In that case MILF would mean...

...Moran I'd Like to Fxxx

:D

[CBGLuthier]

8. She is not a MILF. If anything she is a GILF

But I don't personally find her sexually appealing at all.

[hlthe2b]

11. the "F" stands for FORGET

[ChairmanAgnostic]

12. Likewise, I cannot fathom the attraction.

that voice reminds one of ye olde school chalkboard being scratched by nails.
Her use of language makes alphabet soup read like Shakespeare.
Her face, sans make up, would resemble that infamous turkey in the background.

But worst of all, her personality is so incredibly irritating and haughty, smug (without anything to be smug about), and arrogant, that if I woke up next to her, I really would consider gnawing off which ever body part was underneath or inside her.

[Lucian]

14. I don't either.

[naaman fletcher]

24. Wouldn't you

Give her a hate fuck if given the opportunity?

[and-justice-for-all]

48. I did too....ROFLMAO!!!! nt

[GKirk]

3. Serious... MILF? Really?

At least you got me to click on your thread.
:)

[lob1]

6. MILF. Militias I'd love to fight. What's the big deal?

[wickerwoman]

51. LOL

:loveya:

[Bake]

4. Thought I was in the Lounge for a second ...

... Nevermind.

:rofl:

Bake

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

7. I hate it when a MILF goes rogue.

Or maybe I like it.

I'll have to think about this.

:hi:

[notesdev]

16. Another misspelling

She went rouge, because the earth tones didn't bring out her eyes enough.

[Lucian]

13. Haha.

I thought this thread was going to be about something else.

[Ian David]

15. Do you think they knew what they were doing when they chose that acronym? n/t

[CreekDog]

17. I'm glad to see women ascending to positions of influence

:hide:

[Beacool]

22. Bad Dog!!!

:spank:

[Odin2005]

18. What an unfortunate name.

[GKirk]

23. Kind of like a segment on Tosh.O

when he does Unfortunate Domain Names.

[BeyondGeography]

19. A rogue MILF commander

Some guys have all the luck.

[Renew Deal]

20. Do you know how you tame MILF's?

Dos Equis

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=439&topic_id=978589&mesg_id=978589

[the_chinuk]

21. They say MILF and we all think some other thing. Damn, the intertubez iz awseum! n/t

[guitar man]

25. Rogue MILFs are good

But I like MILFs best when they're Commando! :P

:hide:

[Alamuti Lotus]

26. What an unfortunate pack of retarded 7th graders on display here

but, it happens every time the situation is in the news; my friends in Bangsamoro really should have considered the perpetually adolescent mindset of idiot America when crafting the English translation for their organization.

[htuttle]

32. The same thing happens in the Science forum...

...whenever there is news about a probe to Uranus.

[Prometheus Bound]

33. It is embarrassing, isn't it.

[Bake]

43. Really? Bang some more-o?

Sorry. Couldn't help it!

:rofl:

Bake

[jberryhill]

45. "Bang some more, oh" - Wow, just wow

Yeah, if you are from Bangsomoro, you need to think deeply about your acronym.

[calimary]

50. OMG, you guys...

:spank: :rofl: :hi:

[madrchsod]

49. retarded is not PC

[AngryAmish]

53. Your friends are MILFs in Bangsamoro?

Truly?

[jberryhill]

54. Damn, I'm Booking That One On Expedia, Right F***ing Now!

[WatsonT]

57. You wouldn't think he'd be so cranky then

[Zephie]

30. I was going to say something snarky about MILFs...

But it seems that I've been well beaten to it. :rofl:

[clayton72]

31. Oh, that's what MILF stands for..

I'm so embarassed, thought it meant something else. I'm still getting hip to all the internet lingos.

LOL - Laughing out loud
POTS - Parents over the shoulder
WTF - Why the face?

[bluedigger]

36. Keep working on that, clayton72...

http://www.netlingo.com/search.php

;)

[snooper2]

60. POTS = plain old telephone service, and WTF = what the fuck

Keep working on it ROFL = :rofl:

[kentauros]

67. Riding on Flying Llamas??

http://www.acronymfinder.com/ROFL.html

:P

[edbermac]

37. Good idea for the next Bond film, 007 targets MILF instead of SPECTRE.

But wait, he does that in every film, doesn't he?

[ixion]

39. An unfortunate acronym for The Moro Islamic Liberation Front

:rofl:

[Lucky Luciano]

40. How many MILFs does it take to screw in a

lightbulb?

[marasinghe]

42. WTF is this, a blurb for "Sarah Palin II: Guns & Posers"?

the sequel to "Going Rouge". or 'Rogue'. whatever.

[jberryhill]

44. I love MILF stories out of the Philippines

Those guys really need to re-brand.

[Jim Lane]

59. We've had enough of them that Skinner should set up a MILF forum.

There are many of us who know more than we'd care to admit about this particular bunch of Filipinos, because we can't resist reading all these threads.

[kimi]

46. Thank you so much

I'm sorry, I'm an immature brat who is deprived of so much, but this thread has been awesome.

[madinmaryland]

52. Kicked for the morning crowd!

[Beacool]

55. I only got one thing to say: worst acronym ever!!!

:rofl:

[WatsonT]

56. There should be a database of popular aconyms and what they mean in various languages

so all these groups can double check before settling on a name.

[kentauros]

58. They can start here:

http://www.acronymfinder.com :)


http://www.acronymfinder.com/MILF.html

What does MILF stand for? Your abbreviation search returned 10 meanings

Rank____Abbr.___Meaning
****____MILF____Man I Love Fishing
***_____MILF____Many Islands, Low Fares (Spirit Airlines promotion)
***_____MILF____Make It Last Forever
***_____MILF____Monsters, Inc. Laugh Floor (comedy club; Walt Disney World)
**______MILF____Man I Like Fragging (Counter Strike gaming clan)
**______MILF____Man I Love Football
*_______MILF____Milk is Liquid Funk (band)
*_______MILF____Midnight Institution of Lazy Frisbee (University of Massachusetts Amherst)
*_______MILF____Moro Islamic Liberation Front (Muslim group; Philippines)
*_______MILF____Mother I'd Like to Find (polite form)

Note: We have 4 other definitions for MILF in our Acronym Attic

[WatsonT]

62. Ah cool

I am behind the times it seems.

[kentauros]

66. You're not behind the times.

There's all sorts of great places like that out there, including one I use regularly:

http://www.etymonline.com
You might be able to come up with root words that spell out acronyms.

I like the site-owner's "definition" of MILF:
by 1999, acronym of Mother I'd Like to Fuck or something like that.


Another really cool site I've used for years for language stuff:
Jennifer's Language Page

[Doctor_J]

65. Also go to urbandictionary.com

[Appenzell Wars]

61. I haven't seen the MILF's this angry since the great vodka shortage of '03 nt

[Bladian]

63. Heehee

I'm not even going to pretend that I didn't giggle uncontrollably at the title.

[Doctor_J]

64. Here's a picture of the MILF Commander

for your consideration