Coming soon: A Palin movie

[Bozita]

Source: Politico

Coming soon: A Palin movie
By ANDY BARR | 5/24/11 11:29 PM EDT

A two-hour film promoting Sarah Palin will premiere in Iowa next month, serving as a potential launch to a presidential campaign.

RealClearPolitics first reported the details of the film. The announcement was confirmed to POLITICO.

Conservative filmmaker Stephen K. Bannon was approached by Palin’s camp last year about making a series of videos, the website reported. Bannon in turn suggested a feature-length film, titled “The Undefeated.”

Bannon paid for the cost of making the film – reportedly $1 million – which is designed to help rehabilitate her image and restore her ties to hardcore constituents.

Read more: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0511/55649.html#ixzz1NLBpJXnM

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[Old and In the Way]

1. even the title is a lie. She lost in 2008, remember?

I guess when you have no real accomplishments, you get a movie producer to make you fictional ones. Anyways, ought to be good for some Tina Fey reinterpretations.

[ejpoeta]

13. but did she? she has a lot of money, got a reality show and has been on faux noise.

[Muskypundit]

2. I just want to know

What delusional crack pot could come up with two hours of good things to say about palin? I bet 1 hour 30 mins of it is about her winning miss congeniality. Another 29 minutes about her mad moose/wolf hunting skills from a chopper. And the final minute related to her mastery of the english language. (she can read. The back of her hand.)

[Rozlee]

3. It would only appeal to the concentrated, congealed muck at the bottom of the cup right wingers

i.e. the beetle-browed, mouth-breathing, knuckle dragging, spittle-spraying Rethug base that loves her already. She's the most unpopular politician in the nation. The more she tries to focus the camera on herself, the more she annoys people.

[Judi Lynn]

7. Flawless summary of this beastie. +1. n/t

[winstars]

4. Went to IMDB, Mr Bannon's other "works" are 'orrible!!!

Had a look around, I stopped at his, Battle for America, a ToesMorris the troll book, which he also brought to the not so silver screen.l


http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0052442/

[xxqqqzme]

20. The cast lists

are enough to give one nightmares.

[laconicsax]

5. Isn't there already a film on the subject?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1310622/

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. Does the movie end abruptly halfway through?

[ejpoeta]

12. omg that is hilarious. it should.

[jdadd]

24. Great Idea......

Just like the last Sopranos episode....

[libmom74]

8. All I can say is

:puke:

[davidpdx]

26. I'll see your one and give put in 12 more....

:puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke: :puke:

[Frank Cannon]

9. I'd rather see "Battlefield Earth 2" or anything with Pauly Shore.

Even a 3-D reenactment of Katie Couric's colonoscopy would be more appealing.

[Hubert Flottz]

10. "hardcore constituents"

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX rated no doubt.

[ejpoeta]

11. They should call it the Quitter or the Grifter. they can make a movie about

almost anything. they have made movies about trailer trash too (i do not mean to denigrate trailer trash). I am sure they'll put some lipstick on this pig and make her look like mother of the year and that somehow she was cheated or something and got screwed. it's hollywood.... i tell my kids stories are great because you can imagine anything..... you can imagine you are magice or flying... or in the grifters case... not a sociopath.

[Fuddnik]

14. I thought Larry Flynt already made it.

[svpadgham]

23. And a sequel to boot.

n/t

[cosmicone]

15. Would be a phenomenal hit

if released around Halloween as a horror flick.

[skyounkin]

16. LMAO...

She'll quit halfway through...

[Ian David]

17. Technically, quitting isn't a defeat, I guess. n/t

[HopeHoops]

18. Sounds like something the CIA plans to use for torturing prisoners.

[muriel_volestrangler]

19. The Balloon Juice commenters have fun with alternative names

Hundreds of them: http://www.balloon-juice.com/2011/05/24/coming-soon-to-a-theatre-near-you/

"Triumph of the Shill" wins it, for me.

[No Elephants]

21. Sarah who?

[Roy Rolling]

22. from a film professional

Trust me, a $1 million budget is miniscule in making a two-hour feature film. This is not a movie for theaters it is a two-hour infomercial to be viewed by the Palin faithful only. Nobody who is not already brainwashed will sit through a two-hour propaganda session from a third-rate filmmaker. Take the example of "Atlas Shrugged": http://boxofficemojo.com/movies/?page=weekly&id=atlasshrugged.htm

The first week, $7,411 per theater (all the faithful show up) (only 299 theaters versus a typical release of 3,000+ theaters)

It went straight downhill from there---nobody but the already-brainwashed showed up plus a small amount of curious onlookers.

[VWolf]

38. I noticed that too and thought it was a typo

A paltry $1M for a 2-hour doc ?

Are you kidding me ???

:rofl:

The suckage factor will be huge.

[blueclown]

25. Who is Roger Ailes cast as? nt

[Historic NY]

27. Will it included killing all great animals large & small?

[Botany]

33. or that she couldn't shoot a rifle or catch a salmon in a ...

.... river that was packed full of them.

[OnlinePoker]

28. I'm sure it will do just as well as Atlas Shrugged. n/t

[davidpdx]

29. I have a few suggestions...

Lipstick Queen
The Pig that Wears Lipstick
Only 1/2 a Quitter
I'm with Trailer Trash

And my favorite....

The Wicked Witch of Wasilla

[DirkGently]

30. Can almost hear the Daily Show & Colbert writers cracking their collective knuckles & giggling.

[ladywnch]

31. who are they going to cast to play Palin??? Patricia Heaton???

no, even she has too many brain cells still working to play that brain dead a character (and she ain't that gifted and actress).....I know!....Victoria Jackson!!!! She's Palin's intellectual equal!!!! and she's almost as attractive as Palin

[montanto]

32. Well, some people say the title is a lie, but

if you ALWAYS quit before the end of the game,it can't be said that you've been defeated!! Go Sarah!! I'm in it for the comedy value.

[brooklynite]

34. I WILL credit the Producer's skillfulness...

Although Palin is not interviewed directly...

preventing a lot of potential risks...

[kentauros]

35. "Who Is Sarah Galt?"

:evilgrin:

[underpants]

39. LOL good one

"The Undefeated" ...um she lost

[IDemo]

36. Great news. I'm a big fan of Palin movies

[TK421]

37. They're re-making Dumbo? What does Disney have to say about this?

[Auntie Bush]

42. L O L nt

[Forkboy]

40. "There's a new Sarah Palin documentary coming soon."

"It's the first documentary about a joke since "The Aristocrats." ~ Frank Conniff (AKA TV's Frank)

[EFerrari]

41. Comedians all over America

jump for joy. :)

[Thor_MN]

43. The Undies Feeted? Sounds like a foot fetish movie to me.

That's what it will be to the mouth breathers that will watch it....

[daleo]

44. It should be called "The Defeated Quitter". n/t

[Scout]

45. will it be a comedy of errors? n/t