Ashcroft Plans Tour to Tout Patriot Act

[Rose Siding]

WASHINGTON -- Attorney General John Ashcroft will embark on a multi-city tour later this month to talk about the war on terrorism and the benefits of the USA Patriot Act, officials said Monday.

Ashcroft plans to kick off the tour Aug. 19 in Washington and visit more than a dozen cities. The exact itinerary was still being completed and will be released later.

http://www.newsday.com/news/politics/wire/sns-ap-ashcroft-tour,0,4673046.story?coll=sns-ap-politics-headlines

[Pale Blue Dot]

1. Will he sing? nt

[goforit]

2. This is like asking Count Dracula to sell Sealtest Icecream!!!!

:puke:

Get out of here Ashcroft....your popularity is barely running at
1%.

[Mel]

3. Protest

as soon as we get his itinerary we start planning our protests!
Let's show him what we think of his so called patriot act!!

[arcane1]

4. bring it on, holy John!

better bring extra Crisco if you come to Cali!

_|_

[meow2u3]

12. Bring it on - is right!

Don't forget to flash pix of your (or anyone else's) calico cats!!

:evilgrin:

[DemoTex]

5. Four fucking paragraphs. Not one fucking city named. Surprised?

What a fucking joke. Another railroad job. This whitewash tour will be over and done with before we read another fucking paragraph about it. It will not play anywhere close to where it might attract protesters. It will be top secret. It will be played behind country club doors in the fortresses of GOP-dom. Mark my word. Verb Sap!.

[Wonder]

6. Ashcroft is like a walking embalmed person

I am not sure who is scarier Perle or Ascroft.

[Spirochete]

7. I'm sure

he'll be riding around in small airplanes on his tour. Yeah, right.

[Tom Kitten]

8. Going on tour!!!

Who's the opening act? The Police?

[Pert_UK]

9. I'M ASHCROFT - You must be.....CLEVELAND! Are you ready to INFORM?!!?

Surely, under the Patriot Act, everyone has to be at home in bed reading the Bible by 8pm each night? Let's hope he keeps his speeches to the day time.......but then of course....

he can only come out at night...

:evilgrin:

Got to get me a tour T-shirt though:

Aug 20th - CLASSIFIED
Aug 21st - CLASSIFIED
Aug 22nd - Texas
Aug 23rd - Florida
Aug 24th - CLASSIFIED

P.

[Khephra]

11. Ashcroft can call it

The "Farewell To Freedom" Tour.

:evilgrin:

[PennyLane]

10. Personally?

I wouldn't walk across the street to hear anything that puke has to say!:evilfrown: