VP Cheney woos Cedar Valley Republicans

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http://www.wcfcourier.com/articles/2004/07/17/news/top_news/55430d921bf845ca86256ed400089164.txt

But, Cheney's down home approach came a little too late for James Evers, a retired ammunition plant worker from Waterloo. Evers, once a firm Republican supporter, signed over to the Democrats shortly after Kerry named Edwards his running mate.

"Cheney's like a pail of water with holes in it," Evers said from the bleachers inside the convention center. "By the time you get what you want, there's nothing left."

[Geo55]

1. lol....great line

"Cheney's like a pail of water with holes in it," Evers said from the bleachers inside the convention center. "By the time you get what you want, there's nothing left."

an' eventually you look down an' the pails gone too !

[Hawkeye-X]

2. cheney managed

To mostly woo gnats.

[cliss]

3. When I read the headline, I just had to jump in here.

Can you imagine Cheatin Cheney "wooing" anything? The only thing that comes to mind is a chili dog at the local Al's Chili Stand, with The Works on it. The dude is about as exciting as sandpaper.

Sheesh.

There were some photos of him out hitting the campaign trail last week. He looked older than usual. He didn't look comfortable being in the sun. He tried to smile. It was a weird, crooked twisted grimace on a piggish pink, pasty face.

Forget it.

[jdj]

4. They said he "whipped off his jacket" some other place and

the crowd cheered. Is he trying to woo them with his man-boobs or something?

[Catfight]

9. LOL, that's funny. Some trailpark mom's like man-boobs.

Now if the repugs can reinvent cheney, I'm convinced they can reinvent satan and bring him back to a saint status.

[Mayberry Machiavelli]

6. He looks like crap. Either gaining weight or getting more

edematous (swollen) from worsening heart failure or something. Dude looks like rewarmed sh*t.

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7. Here's the cheney pics from Waterloo

http://www.dotphoto.com/GuestViewAlbum.asp?AID=1651956

[Doosh]

5. any "We want Giuliani" chants?

[colonel odis]

8. they were chanting for rudy, except they used the synonym

"we want a thrice-divorced, catholic, pro-choice, pro-gay rights adulterer."

it doesn't really roll off the tongue.

[InkAddict]

12. Always wooing things the HARD way - LOL! n/t

[Blue Gardener]

10. How did this guy get in?

I didn't think dissenting opinions were allowed.

[InkAddict]

11. First U woo them, then you try to F*%^&k them,

then you take the little blue pill - love the pail quote.