Bush twins call Blair "amazing" (Amazing!!!)

[kskiska]

President George W. Bush's twin daughters have been campaigning online for their father's reelection and have declared Russian President Vladimir Putin and Prime Minister Tony Blair "amazing leaders".

In an on-line "chat" on their father's campaign Web site, Barbara and Jenna Bush singled out meetings with world leaders as "definitely one of the best things about being the daughters of a president."

They recalled meeting with former Czech President Vaclav Havel, "an amazing author and playwright and he loves the Rolling Stones!"

"We have also met Tony Blair of Great Britain and Vladimir Putin of Russia -- in addition to being highly intelligent and amazing leaders, they both have a great sense of humour!" they wrote.

(snip)

In response to another question, Jenna described how she "fell in love with the Spanish culture" at age 16.

"I love the relaxed atmosphere and attitude that everyone has; I love the amazing tapas and beautiful flamenco music," she wrote.

more…
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/040724/325/eyqb9.html

[Old and In the Way]

1. I'm amazed.

[saigon68]

33. Bush TWINS searching for brain--FAIL TO FIND ONE

That's one complete brain for the 2 of them. The last partial brain either one of them had was thrown out--- due to malt liquor poisoning.

[LearnedHand]

2. Oh, for christ's sake!

:puke:

[frankly_fedup2]

5. Obviously future politicians in their own right . . .

Great minds think alike!

[stepnw1f]

3. Hee 'hik' Hee

how coooool... :puke:

[Nevernose]

4. Don't blame them -- they didn't graduate from Princeton

n/t

[Cronus Protagonist]

6. They have an amazing vocabulary

For the daughters of a chimp.

Choose Kerry Lose Bush - FUCK BUSH - Drop Bush Not Bombs!
http://brainbuttons.com/home.asp?stashid=13

[w13rd0]

7. That's A MAZE ING...

...I'm A MAZE D that the Bush twins are so A MAZE D at whatever the hell they seem to find A MAZE ING. Labyrinthine... confounding... astonishing... perplexing... In later appearances, they'll be unmasked as Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen just playing another underwhelming role.

[stevedeshazer]

8. Amazing

Indeed.

Such brilliance. I'm so amazingly proud.

Jenna and Tonic:

[TahitiNut]

47. The Crisco Kids.

:puke:

[L.A.dweller]

48. Where is the fashion police

when you need them.

[TahitiNut]

50. Where's Sgt. Jenny Craig when she's needed?

:eyes: You'd better bet that they'd be in far, far better physical condition if they had the benefits of military service.

[ikojo]

56. Too funny!

My sister is a HUGE Bush supporter and when I suggested that since Jenna and Barbara aren't busy now, they could go to Iraq; she actually became incensed and said she did not want to discuss it.

[pfitz59]

61. My question to all Chicken Hawk Bush supporters...

Why aren't your children over in Iraq defending our "Freedoms"? First question in any interview with either twin: Why aren't you over in Iraq? (It's usch an AMAAAAAAAZING place, ya know?)

[stevedeshazer]

60. Looking more like Pickles every day

I hate to pick on them, but okay, I don't. Never mind.

[are_we_united_yet]

9. Well then that settles it.

[finecraft]

10. Dad's best character trait .."His open-mindedness"

the link to the full transcript on the wonkette site is here
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x585134

[are_we_united_yet]

12. "Open-mindedness"

Is W their step-dad?

[fob]

13. Now that was effin' funny!!

I'm sure they meant to say "numb-skulledness".

[are_we_united_yet]

15. That was what I was thinking!

:)

[Thor_MN]

64. Girls, use your vocabulary!! Vacuous, empty, void, vacant, blank

are MUCH better words to describe your father's mind. An "open" mind has connotations of being willing to listen to alternative viewpoints, consider all sides of an equation rather than retreating to pre-conceived notions.

[TahitiNut]

49. Translation: "Space For Rent"

The space otherwise occupied by a 'mind' is open and available to the highest bidder - enablers preferred.

[gatlingforme]

LOL and he keeps reselling the open space to Saudi Arabia.

[goclark]

11. I don't believe they even wrote these responses

I don't even give them that much credit.
They have not been seen at the WH in God knows when.
They are never with their parents.

I think the questions are planted and the answers are done by a staff assistant.

These two only know the answers to the local bar questions.

[kskiska]

18. This article is even worse:

When Dad Is 'Mr. President'

(snip)

More than 2,600 questions were submitted and 3,700 people waited online as the women spent one hour sending out replies to 14 questions from the Bush campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., said Susan Whitson, a spokeswoman for the twins. While the questions and answers appeared in slow succession, as if typed live, Ms. Whitson said some of the responses had been prepared in advance.

(snip)

"We have led normal lives without constant supervision by chaperones and Secret Service although they do follow us from a distance," the twins wrote in the chat session.

While George Bush may be leader of the most powerful nation on earth, the twins said their father still had time for fun and jokes.

"He is definitely an extremely busy man, but he still finds plenty of time to devote to us," they wrote, describing a birthday party for them two months after the Sept. 11 attacks. "Although our dad had a lot on his mind, he still spent plenty of time with us and our friends."

(snip)

"If Dad said he was going to come to one of our soccer games, he would be there," they wrote. "Even his critics can't argue that he is a steadfast leader who means what he says and acts with resolve."

more…
http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/24/politics/campaign/24chat.html

[stevedeshazer]

21. True

"Even his critics can't argue that he is a steadfast leader who means what he says and acts with resolve."

Right, Jenna. Or Tonic. I can't argue that, either.

[ixion]

38. lol..it's not that I CAN'T argure that: I just WOULDN'T because it's a lie

I CAN however argue that he is a pathological liar who has turned everything he ever touched into sh**.

I CAN argue that he is the worst pResident in the history of the US.

I CAN argue that he has the IQ of day old bread, except that would be an insult to day old bread.

I CAN argue that he is a thug, who runs the WH as though it were a syndicate.

I CAN argue that he is guilty of war crimes, and guilty of breaking international law on several counts.

I CAN argure that THOUSANDS of people have died on his watch, because of policy based on a flawed ideology.

Is that enough? I guess not. Because he doesn't have SEX it's going to be pretty difficult to get people upset about his actions, I guess. :eyes:

[kskiska]

14. Julie & Tricia they're not. Maybe they'll write an amazing book

on their amazing White House experiences.

[stevedeshazer]

16. Amazing!

Now, that's setting the bar pretty low... :)

[MikeG]

17. The bar will be set amazingly low for them their entire lives.

Privilege of wealth.

[frankly_fedup2]

22. Maybe they can have a " Most Excellent Adventure" . . .

If Keanu shows up though, puhlease someone call me.

[Yavin4]

28. Speaking of Tricia Nixon, Did You Know That A Young George Bush

was set up on a date with Tricia Nixon? She didn't go for him. She fell for David Eisenhower instead.

[kskiska]

29. Smart girl

but it was Julie who married David Eisenhower. Tricia married Edward Cox. Nixon was trying to set up Tricia with Prince Charles, too. Charles was bored to death at the baseball game they attended.

[DoYouEverWonder]

39. Nixon even sent a helicopter

to pick up W for the date.

However, after just one date, Tricia was a smart enough girl, to tell her dad, to forget about it.

[bluestateguy]

19. of course they could support their father by enlisting....

but that's for the little people. They have "other priorities".

[Az_lefty]

69. Good point!

that's the only thing these two could do to earn my respect!

[Fridays Child]

20. Hey, it's not their fault that their father won't share "fabulous."

The poor dears are stuck with "amazing."

[Hekate]

23. The Mary Kate and Ashley of politics! n/t

[Erika]

24. The Girls Know No Better

Someone ought to come up to them and ask them why the heck they aren't in Iraq or Afghanistan if the believe so much in their father. The House of Saud made the House of Bush. They both let the lowly peons do their fighting.

[drscm]

25. Did they mention the AMAZING margaritas? eom

eom

[Yavin4]

26. Then They Met Grace Jones

and called her "Amazing Grace".

[0007]

36. Then they met Katherine Harris of Florida

And they called her one amazing manipulative saint that daddy owes.

[Longhorn79]

27. I looked for Jenna at UT, but I didn't see her

A professor buddy of mine said she was a good student, but I never saw her or secret service on campus.

[Zorra]

30. Yes, Tony Blair has an "amazing" capacity for deception. So does

Bu$h. Amazing. Truly amazing.

But not good.

Not good for anyone but wealthy little rich girls.

None of us will ever meet world leaders because we were born into the "nobility".

Here is a song by CCR called "Fortunate Daughter". Excuse me, I meant to type

Fortunate Son

Some folks are born made to wave the flag,
ooh, they're red, white and blue.
And when the band plays "Hail To The Chief",
oh, they point the cannon at you, Lord,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no senator's son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no,

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand,
Lord, don't they help themselves, oh.
But when the taxman come to the door,
Lord, the house look a like a rummage sale, yes,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no millionaire's son.
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no.

Yeh, some folks inherit star spangled eyes,
ooh, they send you down to war, Lord,
And when you ask them, how much should we give,
oh, they only answer, more, more, more, yoh,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no military son,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one,

It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate one, no no no,
It ain't me, it ain't me,
I ain't no fortunate son, no no no,

(John Fogerty);)

[RFKHumphreyObama]

31. I looked at the actual chat transcript

http://www.georgewbush.com/Chat/Transcript.aspx?ID=19

Boy, do I yearn for the days of Chelsea Clinton. So much intelligence, so much depth and so much knowledge about world affairs.

[Zorra]

32. Bwaaaahaaaahaaaaahaaaa!!!!!!! That transcript is bullshit and the twins

did not write a single word of it.

Some Karl Rove wannabe wrote that.

Bwaaaaahaaaaahaaaaaahaaaaa!!!!

It is a Mary Poppins script.

Republicans are so fucking stupid. Adults can tell when little children are lying.

[Pepperbelly]

34. probably some gop functionary pedophile who skulks about ...

Disney chatrooms and knows all the right "slang" did the chat for them.

Fucking gops.

[54anickel]

42. HA! That's is funny...Every answer is "Barbara and Jenna answered". It

would be a bit (not much) more credible if they each gave their own answer. I loved this quote in light of the unison answers:

"Our parents raised us to think for ourselves, encouraging us to make our own decisions and formulate our own opinions."

[kskiska]

43. …and what's truly amazing

is their perfect spelling, syntax, and grammar, so unlike their father.

[JuniperLea]

45. and what a vocabulary!

chelsea was such a good kid. no photo ops there. no drunken parties, no stumbling, no wagging tongue.

bushie sure has done a good job of keeping the 'amazing' duo out of the press lately.

[montana_hazeleyes]

35. How

enchanting.:eyes:

[luaneryder]

37. This drivel trotted out as news?

[muriel_volestrangler]

40. "Unbelievable" is the adjective I'd choose (n/t)

[DeaconBlues]

41. They are campaigning online because

they could not give an articulate answer in person. As pointed out above, they did not answer these questions. Some GOP flunky did.

[JuniperLea]

46. consider

the gene pool from which they slithered...

[The Animator]

44. Vlad is amazing...

... Plus he makes amazing Vodka Martini's, but to be honest we met Gorbechav too and, his Vodka Martini's are better.

I love how Tony says "Shaken, not stirred... like he's James Bond or somthin'"

"We fell in love with the Spanish culture... like this one time, we went down to Tiajuana and got totaly shitfaced! We did about 5 shots of Tequllia each before we blacked out... and then there was something about the Secret Service and the crew of Girls Gone Wild?"

[L.A.dweller]

51. I almost barfed on my keyboard

From the American article:

Two months after September 11, when our father and our country were dealing with a huge national tragedy, he still found time to throw us a party for our 20th birthday.

[goclark]

53. Found time for you

but in time of war, his war, he could not find time for the American soldiers. He could not find time to check on the prisons in Iraq.

Where sare the pictures from your birthday party?
I don't believe he gave you a party.

[louis-t]

62. Like, he's totally awesome

He couldn't get off his dead ass for 7 minutes when Andy Card-board told him we were under attack, but he did have time between vacations to throw us a party.

[leesa]

52. I'm amazed his head's not on the chopping block at the Tower of London

[WMliberal]

54. He's amazing! He can do a 35 second kegstand!!

That's almost as good as our daddy!!

[ikojo]

55. The word of the day is

AMAZING.

What idiots.

[Darth_Kitten]

57. I love tacos.......they are so, like, international........

I love spanish people, too.....see, Republicans know about the world!!

[Pachamama]

59. Yeah, like in Texas, we have lots of Spanish people...n/t

[Pachamama]

58. "If I only had a Brain"....Bwhahahaha...

...I see that the Bu$h genes were passed on to the mutant twins...

Our former Au Pair from the Czech Republic didn't have enough expletives to describe what people in the Czech Republic thought of Havel...

And Blair and Putin? Yeah, a lot of things these two men are (including former head of KGB), but "AMAZING" Leaders is not what would come into any of their citizens minds....

[peekaloo]

63. Fabulous! Jenna fell in love with the "Spanish culture" at 16.....

Chuy's is rather nicely decorated.;-)

[Rose Siding]

65. The NYT busts them on the 'live chat' claim

More than 2,600 questions were submitted, and 3,700 people waited online as the women spent an hour at the Bush campaign headquarters in Arlington, Va., sending out replies to 14 questions, said Susan Whitson, a spokeswoman for the twins. While the questions and answers appeared in slow succession, as if typed live, Ms. Whitson said some responses had been prepared in advance.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/24/politics/campaign/24chat.html?ex=1248408000&en=dfc56866b0820ae9&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland

[Zorra]

68. Notice it does not say that the responses were prepared by the twins?

And that it says that they spent only an hour at Bu$h campaign headquarters. It is possible that the only genuine response thought up by the twins was "amazing".

Welcome to the Stepford Chatroom, where chat discussion is simulated in realtime.

Good for the NYT for busting them on the live chat claim.

[JustCarbon]

66. they've ruined great music for me

<snip>

Nick Reiter II, B.S. from Bensalem PA wrote:
Dear Barbara and Jenna, When is your birthday and who are your favorite singers? Keep up the great work in helping your dad!! Nick

Barbara and Jenna Bush answered:
Nick, since we are twins, we obviously share the same birthday, November 25, 1981. We will be turning 23 in the fall. We both love, love, love music (we inherited it from our Mom -- she has a great old record collection). Our favorite musicians range from reggae artists, like Jimmy Cliff and Bob Marley, to classic rock stars like Paul Simon and Van Morrison. We also love newer musicians like Modest Mouse, The Strokes and Postal Service.

</snip>

OBVIOUSLY they share the same birthday.
HELLO!! WE'RE TWINS! HAHA, we're edumecated.

Do you think we can call up the strokes and the postal service and tell them to come out and support Kerry, JUST to spite those two?

Maybe then daddy will throw a fit and Michael Powell and the FCC will have to get rid of them, as they're trying to do to Howard Stern.

[Charlie Brown]

67. They do realize Mick Jagger is bisexual

I thought repugs opposed endorsing the gay lifestyle.

[Gyre]

70. It doesn't fall far from the tree

does it? What vacant little bimbos! Chips off the ole block I'd say. Little Georgie must be very proud and AMAZED!

Gyre

[JohnKleeb]

71. The vodka I had was AMAZING last night too

Not to be mean to them but they come across as very ditzy, Kerry and Edwards' daughters come across as smart.

[opihimoimoi]

72. Future Anna Nicole Smith AirHeads........

Damn, all that college too. What a waste of time and money...