Rice to Have Minor Surgery on Friday

[leftchick]

http://www.reuters.com/newsArticle.jhtml?type=peopleNews&storyID=6846375

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - Secretary of State-designate Condoleezza Rice will have a minor surgical procedure on Friday while President Bush is away on a trip to Chile, her spokesman said.
National Security Council spokesman Sean McCormack said, "She will have a minor surgical procedure on Friday and will be back home on Saturday."

He declined to provide further details but said she was in overall good health.

Bush will be accompanied to an Asia-Pacific summit in Santiago, Chile, by Deputy National Security Adviser Stephen Hadley, giving Hadley a lead diplomatic role as he prepares to succeed Rice as national security adviser.


edit: I heard a reporter on MSRNC say she is having "a procedure common for women her age and requires no anesthesia."

[Junkdrawer]

1. X-Rays found slight remnants of a conscience....

But it will be easily and safely removed.

[ozarklib]

24. I thought it was

to remove any vestige of a brain or a heart.

[kysrsoze]

33. Actually they're removing her last slice of dignity

[bsuz]

35. I don't recall that.

[symphony]

37. heee heeee heee

well said :toast:

[neomonkey]

2. Will they be re-structuring her face to better fit

Dubya's anal canal?

[ogradda]

5. stop stop stop

i'm laughing too hard...

[DS1]

3. They've got microchip implants down to minutes these days

:eyes:

Or soul extractions, depending on whether you started with one or not.

[private_ryan]

4. maybe an abortion

her husband already has two kids and doens't want anymore. She once said that Bush is her husband. Who knows....

[Brundle_Fly]

30. ohh thats a good rumour...

call the NY post...

[DireStrike]

6. Her tail and horns are growing back.

[_testify_]

7. rofl that's funny

[Flammable Materials]

8. Surgical extraction of some malignant scruples.

After that, she'll be 100% dead inside!

[dbonds]

42. Puttin in a new chip

She had to have a new program for the new job.

[intheflow]

9. Dislocated her jaw

giving * head?

[carolinalady]

47. bladder tack

[Tab]

10. It's a followup procedure

An infection developed in a previous procedure when they removed her sense of shame.

[Fridays Child]

25. Yes, so she could have that oil tanker named after her.

[Plaid Adder]

11. What, are they implanting a conscience? n/t

[Spinzonner]

Unlikely

They'd have to get a Democrat as a donor since none are found in Republicans.

[bsuz]

38. Have a conscience? Read this...

Insanity is smashing up against my soul
You can say I was on anything but a roll
If I had a conscience, well I just might blow my top
What would I do with it anyway
Maybe take it to the pawn shop.


From Bob Dylan " Time Out Of Mind" Song: "Highlands". One of his greatest.

[jpak]

12. The Swan! The Swan!!!

:evilgrin:

[AspenRose]

13. Beauty is skin deep; ugly is to the bone

And no amount of extreme makeovers, plastic surgery or otherwise, will do her heart or conscience any good.

[dflprincess]

14. Perhaps they're removing the bug

from up her ass.

[Hokie]

15. Minor surgery?

They must be removing her brain.

[llmart]

16. "a procedure that requires no anesthesia?"

Then why is this "news?" Oh, yeah, that's right. Shit like this passes for news nowadays.

Probably having those buck teeth capped 'cause her "husband", Dubya, suggested she'd be able to "perform better" at her job (you figure it out).

[candy331]

17. Abortion, no way, too moral for sex anyway. n/t

[TNDemo]

18. Maybe she is getting a Chiclet implanted into that gap in her

teeth. Couldn't hurt.

[olddad56]

21. they can just grout that in.

[TNDemo]

27. Hope they remember to seal it.

Don't want Georgie to have to scrub that grout with a scumbuster.

[CO Liberal]

51. Bondo....

:-)

[grasswire]

19. let's see....

....we assume it's some kind of "female problem" from the MSNBC comment.

I'm going to guess that she pees when she coughs or laughs.

[OrwellwasRight]

46. Hey, if nobody peed when they laughed,

then nothing would be "pee your pants funny!"

That would be a shame. :crazy:

[tuvor]

20. So many punchlines, so little time n/t

[bicentennial_baby]

22. Uterine Fibroid Tumors

That's what I heard on ABC or CBS radio this evening.

[barb162]

52. that would need a bit of anesthesia

[0007]

23. Coni and the mirror of life

Condi with white power on her kisser looking into her Vanity Mirror.... or Death's Skull

[NYC Liberal]

26. They have to upgrade her chip

from "Neo-Con" to "Fascist." Sieg heil, Boosh!

[Iceburg]

28. Meanwhile, this boy will have major surgery ...

U.S. Army critical care nurse Cpt. Marvetta Walker checks on a 9-year-old Fallujah boy who was wounded in the face and stomach, while at the 31st Combat Support Hospital in Baghdad, Iraq Monday, Nov. 15, 2004. The boy was in critical condition. The hospital has been treating both American wounded as well as civilians from the Fallujah fighting.(AP Photo/John Moore)
http://fallujapictures.blogspot.com/

America, yeah YOU!!!
-- When WILL YOU STAND UP???

You seem to have no end-point in sight -- day after day you amuse and pacify yourselves with trivia and bull$hit.

I am rapidly growing tired of your whining-whimpering-excuses ad nausium ways.

Grow up America... Stand Up Now

For 4 years, I blamed the US administration ... now you and you alone are accountable.

[Gregorian]

60. You are so correct.

We are all responsible, as long as we tolerate it.
But what can we do? We already marched. In the millions!
I say there is nothing more important than demanding a stop to this murderous aggression in Iraq.
It's killing me and you.

Thank you for posting that.

[bobthedrummer]

29. Digital Angel implant?

:tinfoilhat:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

31. So many jokes, so little time, so many variations of the word "bone"

...all nicely tied in with the trip to Chile bit.

:evilgrin:

[hippiechick]

32. Surgically removing her nose from Bush's ass ??

:shrug:


:hippie:

[bsuz]

34. Collagen (lips) or hair weaves? Whoa!!

I know she didn't get a full kiss, like one of our new "appointees" today. So, perhaps this is what she is doing. I don't know.

[Must_B_Free]

36. Did she have her gap plugged?

[AusTexDem]

40. hey i have a gap!

you are talking about teeth. i hope.
cuz thats what I'm talking about.

[dionysus]

39. Hopefully it's to remove her head from her ass

but I seriously doubt it....

[DrBlix]

43. Sex change

So she can better perform her duties.

[VegasWolf]

41. A tiny trace of remedial spine was found, to be removed Monday.

[tewl]

44. Abortion?

? Tubes tied?

[mitchum]

45. Will the stitches be out by the time "her husband" returns from Chile?

Y'know he'll want to take a test drive

[BiggJawn]

48. Geting rid of George III?

It's possible....

"When I get back from Chili, I want that problem FIXED, y'unnerstan?"

[TalkingDog]

49. Glad to see that nobody has made the obvious...

Removing her head from George's ass joke...

[OutsourceBush]

50. Re-applying the dark skin toner, the white skin is starting to show again

[johnnyrocket]

53. Surgery? Oh yeah, pulling her head out of Bush's ass.

[barb162]

54. okay so what minor surgery is done with no anesthesia? I

think she will probably have some big mole removed from her ass and they'll freeze it or give a shot to numb it and snip, snip. Then they will sew it up. The mole would be shrubster.

[madison2000]

55. the penis keeps growing back

;-) I've always imagined Condi to be a white man hiding in a black woman's body as she does not think like any black woman I have ever met

[daleo]

56. They are upgrading her lying chip

Probably transplanting Powell's into her, as Powell can lie quite well all on his own now.

[Zerex71]

57. Is she having more whiteness injected into her?

Or will her lips become surgically attached to W's ass?

[wicket]

58. I hope she will be ok

[Moloch]

59. I'd say it would have to be an abortion, they wouldn't want

this affair to go public...