The Super Macho Patriot Brigade

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http://www.lewrockwell.com/orig4/cox3.html

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And so in the spirit of Rush Limbaugh’s suggestion for an All-Women’s Amazon Brigade, I hereby suggest the formation of a Super Macho Patriot Brigade.

What are the qualifications for the Super Macho Patriot Brigade? Candidates must 1) be a vocal advocate of current US military operations, 2) be over age 40, 3) have not served in the military in their youth – which is to say did everything imaginable to avoid service during the Vietnam or other war era, and 4) earn an above average, very comfortable living substantially in part by championing service in the Iraq War.

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So who comes to mind as candidates for the Super Macho Patriot Brigade?

Certainly Rush Limbaugh, who avoided military service in the late 1960s due to a cyst on his behind. Cysts are treatable, so I assume this was done decades ago. Maybe Rush can enlighten us when he rushes down to the recruitment office. And of course Rush has lost a lot of weight these past several years and is an active golfer, being so physically accomplished that he even participates in tournaments regularly.

Sean Hannity, who once laughed off the idea of his enlisting with the quip, "they don’t want 41-year-olds with a spare tire around their waist." Now they do, Sean. Besides, eight weeks of basic training will take care of the spare tire. But Sean’s personal trainer has already buffed him up for his time in the military, so this really is no excuse at all.

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[yurbud]

1. great work