Rejected Jokes From Laura Bush's Monologue

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Tue May-03-05 05:06 PM
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Rejected Jokes From Laura Bush's Monologue

Laugh break...

EXCLUSIVE REPORT
Rejected Jokes From Laura Bush's Monologue
by Arthur Creosote
Associated Depressed Writer

(Associated Depressed Newswire) The Associated Depressed has learned that an anonymous White House staffer tried to sneak the following jokes into Laura Bush's now famous monologue at the White House Correspondents' Dinner on Saturday night. However, Chief White House political advisor Karl Rove managed to catch these and redacted them from her prepared notes before an unsuspecting, and quite inebriated First Lady, read them out loud....
http://www.dissidentvoice.org/May05/Creosote0503.htm

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Tue May-03-05 05:13 PM
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1. not really that funny

sorry

don't quit your day job

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Tesla

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Tue May-03-05 05:19 PM
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2. Thanks for the laugh.

Although I did have my mouth dropped open when I heard the jokes she did make!!

I like the "Desperate Housewife" one.

If we only really knew how true that one was!!!

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