John Cory on why we love Howard Dean

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http://www.hoffmania.com/blog/2005/06/guest_blog_john.html#more

(snip) "The Bush GOP is a Wal-Mart of five-and-dime ethics, self-enriching corporate sponsored war, imitation morality made in China, and a fresh baker’s dozen of half-truths for every occasion. America on sale: to the right folks in the right place at the right time for the right price. Going once, going twice…

Bible-thumping-bunko artists shove the hand of God into your pants pocket for thirty pieces of silver to buy membership lists from the likes of David Dukes and the KKK, because we all know, Heaven is white with just a touch of beige. And if you question that, James Dobson will take his Bible belt and show you the lashing love of Jesus.

Bush lied and people died. Nope - not news. Ohio Republicans involved in financial and voting scandal. Nope - not news. Republicans jam Democratic phone lines during 2004 election to stop the vote. Republicans hack into Democratic computers. No news there. Tom Delay has repeated ethical lapses and takes money from lobbyists like Jack Abramoff. Nope – not news. The White House edits critical environmental reports to refute scientific fact. Nope – no news there. Wait a minute – this just in: Howard Dean said something mean.

Oh my God! Stop the presses! Did your hear? Dean has gone mean, pass it on. Get Candy Crowley at CNN and Chris Matthews at MSNBC. Don’t forget Scarborough. This is a week’s worth of programming! Get Holy Joe Lieberman to speak for the good Democrats. Get Jive-Joe Biden, he’ll be good for a sensible quote to contrast with the madness of Howard ‘Beal’ Dean.

Quick, do you know why Republicans are against federal money for stem cell research? They’re afraid the Democrats will use it to grow a spine. (ba-da-boom)" (end snip)

[For PaisAn]

1. Great article

I love John Cory & I love Howard Dean.