IChing
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Tue Jun-28-05 06:04 PM
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Brain Dead American Democracy kept alive through feeding tubes |
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The American Democracy suffered a Brain injury in the fall of 2000 after it witnessed a farce of an election. The fall cause it's brain to lose portions of its constitutional lobe, located in Washington around the supreme court area of it's democratic brain.
Citizen's were hopeful that in four years that their might be an awaken state to the brain, but outside observers said the brain was suffering from an infectious neo-con illness that removed memory and consciousness from it's higher functioning portions of its democratic brain.
The body is still in fairly good shape, but is starting to be affected by increasing pollution from the neo-conious illness, that is starting to infect it's bloodstream, know as rivers and lakes and also it's lungs which have shown an increase in mercury and carbon monoxide and other pollutants. Also corporate monopolistic cancer has effected it's free market system.
There is also a great deal of worry that it has lost it's vision that it once had, for that has been taken over also by the infection and is starting to display revisionist tendencies. The science/logical portions of the brain are also infected with neo-conitious in the symptoms of mass hysterical of gays, scientific facts and religious pandering.
The nation was hopeful four years later that despite a setback when a 9-11 call came in 2001, that the democratic brain would recover but further neo-conious infection increased in it's legislature and military portions of it's democracy.
In 2004 an injection of Kerryitious anti-neo-conious was tried but it was found that it's regular means of voting had been taken over by a Dieboldious infection, making the injection void.
The hospital is now worried that because of neo-conious, the patient will not be able to pay it's debt which is now a record $7.8 trillion. The children of the patient will have to pay this bill and their children's children will have to pay this bill to the Foreign office of Accounting.
One last hope for the patient is around 2006 but the observers are not optimistic, but still cling to some hope.
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