My Turn by Robert Novak

[underpants]

The highly classified codename of our top military commander in Iraq is “Silverfish,” according to my sources at the Pentagon. A White House aide tells me we have thirty-four covert agents in Moscow working for Edgewood Communications, a dummy company set up by the CIA. I've also learned from an agency insider that the secret “drop” point for any tips in the war on terror is a mailbox at the corner of 3rd and Grant in Langley, Virginia.

Due to shifting resources at the NSA, says a little birdie, the port of Long Beach, California will go without advanced satellite surveillance for the entire month of August.

And finally, the Air Force tells me that the launch code for our nuclear missiles is 12Q-144-00689-774.

That's all for now.

(Robert Novak, a syndicated columnist for the Chicago Sun-Times, is above the law.)

http://www.ironictimes.com/0253-p2.html

[tk2kewl]

1. LOL

[Zen]

2. Novak needs a spanking

He's a bad boy :D

[LeftNYC]

3. HAHA! Lol! n/t

[Talismom]

4. Just seeing his ugly face makes me want to rant like Malloy! n/t

:nuke:

[JuniperLea]

5. as much as i can't stand this guy

he sure has made a point, hasn't he?

[newscott]

6. This is just like Bush making light of the WMD in his little

presentation. It makes me ill.

Whistling past the graveyard.

[stilpist]

7. It's a joke.

Go look at the Ironic times. On page 1 there's an article that says that former governor Bush will nominate someone named Rohert H Mork to the Supreme Court.

[kliljedahl]

8. This guy?

Keith’s Barbeque Central





http://www.ironictimes.com/

[Broken_Hero]

9. You forgot...

The combination for our air shield is 1,2,3,4,5...oh, wait, that is Druidia's air shield code. This guy should be fired, and put into jail, what a buffon, good job old Novak!