PAT ROBERTSON URGES U.S. TO COVET CHAVEZ’ WIFE

[underpants]

http://www.borowitzreport.com/default.asp

Televangelist Breaks Second Commandment in Two Days One day after Pat Robertson called for the U.S. to assassinate Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez, the televangelist raised the ante again today, urging the U.S. to covet President Chavez’ wife.

Warming to his topic, the opinionated preacher added, “And while we’re at it, we should covet his house, his manservant, his maidservant, his ox and his ass, for that matter.”




“We could send some special ops guys down there, and bang-bang, covet all of that stuff,” Mr. Robertson told his audience.

Speaking to reporters after the program, Mr. Robertson was unrepentant about having broken two of the Ten Commandments in two days, telling them, “I fully intend to obey the other eight, and eight out of ten ain’t bad.”

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1. Two down, eight to go

I'm really looking forward to seeing the graven image

[unrepuke]

2. Do you suppose, with the furor he has raised, that he'll be taking

some lord names in vain about it?

"Jesus KeeRIST, I need a God damned vacation from this!"

:evilgrin:

[riverwalker]

3. and to steal their oil

and bear false witness regarding WMD's

[xchrom]

4. lol -- i hope someone gets a picture of him

when he starts frothing at the mouth.

[katty]

5. Pat is at his frothing best--next,he'll just start swearing on Cam