"Sombrero Loophole" Plan

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PROTECTING OUR BORDERS: PRESIDENT ANNOUNCES BILL OF RIGHTS FOR NON-TERRORIST BROWN FOLK SNEAKING INTO THE NATION OF TEXAS
Remarks by the President

THE PRESIDENT: Thank you. You know, they say good fences make for good neighbors, but to that I say: hiring your neighbors to mow your lawn makes them even gooder. That is why I am here today, in the misfit metropolis known as El Paso, desperately trying to dispel the fears of honest citizens terrified that the ghettoized workforce that keeps America humming might also be spending its nights in cramped, squalid apartments building nuclear jalapeño bombs in the bathtub with the help of 234 live-in relatives.

Two whole years ago, in response to terrorism-fueled paranoia about the human tsunami of illegal immigrants pouring across America's borders, I announced my utterly logical "sombrero loophole" plan, which gives illegals the green light to take jobs from poor and desperate American citizens, or in today's terms, the entire hurricane-ravaged Gulf coast. Today, for whatever reason, people are still whining about it. Which is why, in keeping with my policy of absolutely, positively, never-ever giving an inch on my super-brilliant ideas, I am pleased today to release differently packaged details of the same exact plan – this time with a wink.

>>>http://www.whitehouse.org/news/2005/112805.asp

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1. Bush? Heh