http://www.oldamericancentury.org/beck000002.htmgotta love this woman. tells it like it is.
by Sabina C. Becker
Yes, I admit it: I laughed my ass off when Rush Limbaugh finally came out of the pill-popper closet--with a little nudge from his housekeeper and the National Enquirer. And why not? One thing that amuses me no end is seeing a blowhard caught in his own hypocrisy, only to flame out spectacularly. Didn't the Pigman say to Wilma Cline that she should score him an extra big load of OxyContin that last time in the Denny's parking lot, so he could "go out with a bang, if you know what I mean"? Seriously, this is funny stuff. Not for him, maybe, but for anyone who's had to put up with the deleterious effects of his crack-brained ravings on their otherwise reasonable friends over the years, it was priceless. Come on, fellow liberals, yuk it up--you are entitled, and you know you want to!
But, gentle readers, lest you accuse me of mean-spiritedness on a par with those pundits of the other side, let me assure you that I was not so amused when I heard how ol' Rusty was spinning his infelicity: It's not really my fault, he whined--you see, I had spinal surgery and it wasn't successful, so I got dependent on the prescription pain medication. He made a very big issue of emphasizing the prescription nature of the pain medication, as if it weren't also a drug, no different from heroin or crack, that can get you godawfully high and hopelessly hooked if you take enough of it. And yes, he took enough. Of his own volition, too. But damned if he didn't blame his doctor instead, as if the God in the White Coat were holding a gun to his head: "Pop those pills! Pop 'em, I say! Whatsamatter, boy--you deaf? Down the hatch, damn you, and don't argue with me--I'm your doctor and I know what's best for you!"
Well, isn't that just so typical of a right-winger? First chance he gets to own up to his missteps, he goes and shoves the blame on somebody else. Rank hypocrisy from one who preaches personal responsibility--what did you expect?
Well, I'm not buying his lame excuses, and neither should you. Here's why:
Firstly, if Rush Limbaugh had had spinal surgery, wouldn't we all have heard about it? He'd have to be off work for an extended period of time to recuperate from a major operation. Spinal surgery would require a hospital stay of several days, at the least. Wouldn't he have wanted his dittoheads to stay informed, so they wouldn't fret when missing their daily fix of lies and bloviation? But lo and behold, no word. Ha! What a trooper, having such a major operation and not telling a soul about it so no one would pray for him, or send best wishes...
What a load of horseapples.
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