Sex Theme Park to open in London

[katty]

(how about opening a postcarbon survival theme park?)

more: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/london/5012334.stm

Sex theme park to open in London

The academy aims to be a Kinsey-type institute in Europe

A £7m sex theme park, which has no rides, is to open in London's West End later this year.
Visitors to Amora - The Academy of Sex and Relationships at the Trocadero in Piccadilly, will pass through seven zones including Pleasure and Orgasm.

The 10,500sq-ft exhibit is designed to "separate fact from myth and educate everyone into being better lovers".

You have to be aged 18 and over to get in and tickets will cost £15 for the attraction which opens on 7 September.

Organisers expect to attract more than 600,000 visitors within the first year.

The more sex we have the more we want and the less sex we have the more we want

Academy director Dr Sarah Brewer

The theme park will include life-sized silicone-made models which visitors can touch to discover erogenous zones.

People will also be able to build their ideal partner from a series of body parts and there will be instructions on how best to kiss and how to talk more sexily.

[Botany]

1. Come one .... come all

:rofl:

[katty]

3. great slogan-why didn't they think of it!

[CoffeeCat]

4. LOL! Good one! (nt)

[CoffeeCat]

2. And some of the featured rides at the park will be...

The Coulter Coaster...

...giving you a knot in your stomach, the size of Sacramento.

The Tony Snow

.....Spins 24 hours a day, non stop!

[katty]

5. +the Condi Rice reptile ride into darkness

[MindPilot]

6. No rides?! Now that's a disppointment...

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[Kutjara]

7. This makes about the sixth time...

...the owners of the tourist-trap Trocadero have tried to cram some sort of 'theme park' into the oversized white elephant. It started with 'Segaworld' back in the 80s and has gone through several iterations, all of which have subsequently sunk without trace. Now, it seems, they're hoping that the power of sex will finally let them make some money out of the place.

It's a pity the new attraction will have 'no rides,' because my mind boggles at the rides you could have in a sex theme park. Even so, the idea of 600,000 sweaty adolescents and greasy old men fondling silicon erogenous zones makes me feel distinctly queasy. As for 'building your ideal partner,' from body parts, what is this? Emmanuel meets Silence of the Lambs?

I give it six months.

[Meldread]

8. LMAO... You made me get choked.

"As for 'building your ideal partner,' from body parts, what is this? Emmanuel meets Silence of the Lambs?"

That last line caught me so off guard that when I laughed, I nearly got choked. LOL.

[katty]

9. Emmanuel is an old movie, free love meets S&M-ouch!