What if you heard this outside your house ?!

[donhakman]

Caroling ... (from our troops!!!!!)


WINTER WONDERLAND

RPG's !, are you list'nin?
in the lane blood is glist'nin
a horrible sight
we're worried tonight
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

Gone away is the old lord
here to stay is the new lord
we sing an old song
as we go along
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

In the township we can build a statue
then pretend its Bush with his big frown.
he'll say, "are you finished?"
we'll say, "no, man!
but you can do the job when you're in town!"

Later on we'll conspire
as we duck from the fire
to face unafraid
the plans that he made
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!

In the mountains we can build a pipeline
and pretend that everthings OK
we'll have lots of fun with mr. pipeline
until the other kids blow him away!

When it blows, ain't it thrillin'
though your bones gets a chillin'
we'll frolic and play
the Iraqi way
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!
walkin' in a bitter blunderland!



(fade - for the next 50 years...)

walkin' in a desert blunderland!
small arms ring are you listenin'
walkin' in an oily blunderland!...




don hakman






LET IT SNOW

ding ding ding ding...


The war over there is frightful
and gets worse when it is nightfall
The news has become a show
Let us know let us know let us know

Well it doesn't show signs of stopping
We can hear the small arms popping
and the lights are turned way down low
let us know let us know let us know


When we finally kill Saddam
We'll say everything is all right
talking heads just don't understand
why they continue to fight.


While our soldiers are slowly dying
Bush is still denying
so as long as we have to go
Let us know let us know let us know


picture and verse parody by Don Hakman

[niyad]

1. sad, horribly sad, but so very true.

would it be possible for me to post these on several boards I moderate, with full credit to you? I know quite a few people who would very much appreciate them

[donhakman]

2. time is short

Best to copy to your own server instead of mine which would crash!
But get goin...time is short.

I picture a film version of kids in camoflage suits singing these.

[niyad]

3. thank you, they will be posted today.

[donhakman]

4. Silver Bells

City sidewalks
Busy sidewalks
Dressed in camoflage style
In the air there's a feeling like Fascists

Children coughing
People passing
Walking mile after mile
And on every street corner you hear

Neo Cons, Neo Cons
It's Christmas time for the wealthy
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon they will go all the way

Bringing street fights
Even stop lights
Blink a red white and blue
As CEO's rush home with their treasures

Hear the buck crunch
See our kids launched
This is Bush's big scene
And above all this bustle you hear

Neo Cons Neo Cons
It's Christmas time for the wealthy
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon they will go all the way

[donhakman]

5. edit of that silver bell thing

City sidewalks
Busy sidewalks
Dressed in camoflage style
In the air there's a feeling of Ashcroft

Children coughing
People schuffling
Walking mile after mile
And on every street corner you hear

Stay the course, Stay the course
It's Christmas time for the wealthy
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon they will go all the way

Bringing street fights
Even stop lights
Blink a red white and blue
As CEO's rush home with their treasures

Hear the buck crunch
See our kids launched
This is Bush's big scene
And above all this bustle you hear
Stay the course Stay the course
Its Christmas time for the wealthy
ring a ling here them sing
Everythings going their way.

George Bush might make you feel emotional
whenever he pretends to be so devotional
He says he wants everyone to be free
Heres what this time of year seems to be.

Stay the dourse stay the course
Its Christmas time for the wealthy.
Ring-a-ling, hear them sing
Soon they will go all the way