FISSION ACCOMPLISHED: IRAQ HAS OBTAINED NUCLEAR TECHNOLOGY … FROM AMERICA

[Don Davis]

On the eve of the midterm elections, Bush has announced that Iraq is reconstituting its programs of WMD, “based on nucular technology … from America, and therefore requires a re-invasion of Iraq.”

Bush went out of his way to thank Republican Congressman Peter Hoekstra (rhymes with “schnookster”) for creating this development, by his insistence on posting thousands of classified documents from the Iraqi Gulf-War era on an official Government website.

Bush also dismissed any notion that he would fire Donald Rumsfeld, despite an editorial calling for Rumsfeld’s head by The Army Times, asserting that “you go with the Defense Secretary who screwed everything up, not one that’s competent.”

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