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“What do we want?”
“Smaller, LESS EXPENSIVE, LESS INTRUSIVE government!”
“When do we want it?”
“RIGHT NOW!!!”
Groovy. So let’s vote out the last bunch of scoundrels who swore they’d shrink government and get it off our asses, and then ended up with more government employees sucking more cash from the public trough, and pecksniffing more of our daily lives, and vote in this new bunch of scoundrels who are swearing really, really sincerely that they’ll undo what the old bunch of scoundrels did, and (incidentally) shrink government and get it off our asses.
Insanity, they say, is doing the same thing over and over, and expecting different results.
Maybe it’s time to investigate why, in spite of all those earnest promises, and special Commissions to reform (read: shrink) government, and militant talk about getting it out of our lives, etc., the government just keeps growing, and growing, and growing. And the rules keep getting more and more complicated and seem to require more and more bureaucrats and judges to interpret and enforce and report on, ad infinitum, all on the taxpayer’s dime. (Or buck, considering inflation.)
Bear with me, here, this is a really wild, out-of-left-field speculation, but…
…could it…
…could it just possibly bear some relationship to the fact that in October, a baby was born who was (more or less,) the three hundred millionth inhabitant of these United States?
Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.
Y’think? Coincidence?
Couldn’t be. Could it?
It’s awfully hard to imagine, isn’t it? Forty years ago, the population of the United States was about two-thirds of that amount. Oddly enough, our real per-capita Federal expenditures at the same time were just over $5000, and today, they’re about one-third larger than that, nearly $7000. (Depending on how you calculate it, of course, and using the government's own figures. Well, one set, anyway.) But I’m sure it’s just a coincidence.
Isn’t it?
Let me clarify that “per capita” thing. That means that the annual Federal expense per person rose in real dollars, not inflated dollars. We really are spending about a third more, per person, for our Federal government on an annual basis, than we were forty years ago, per person.
To illustrate: If the population had stayed constant, at (for example) a thousand people, and the government had cost six dollars per person per year forty years ago, at this rate of increase the government would cost the same size population nine dollars per person today, sending the total Federal expenditures from six thousand dollars to nine thousand dollars, with all adjustments for inflation factored in so that the real dollars stayed constant.
However, in actuality, the population has increased by about a third (let’s round it off to 1,330 people). Who are now paying a third more (per person) for their government today than they were forty years ago, meaning the total Federal expenditures went from six thousand dollars to $11,970, with all inflation factored in.
Gosh, it just doesn’t seem fair, does it?
Newsflash: “Fair” doesn’t apply.
It didn’t cost much, per person, to govern a country of a few million people spread over a large geographical area in a pre-industrial era (although people complained about the cost of government even then.) Especially pre-Civil War when military expenditures were comparatively modest.
In the 19th Century things started getting complicated. Wars. Industrial Progress. We hit the Pacific Ocean, limiting the amount of elbow room. The world began to shrink, thanks to increasingly efficient transportation and communications technologies. Population began to skyrocket, thanks to medical and public health innovations. Wars became exponentially more costly, thanks to advancing military technology.
Cities filled up, and began to diversify ethnically. The cost of governing all the increasing millions of Americans with different ideas about culture, religion, tradition, what constitutes good manners and civic duty, and what they should be able to expect from their government skyrocketed. And that was before the population even reached the one hundred million mark.
Let’s get real for a minute, shall we?
Government cannot get smaller. Period. Ain’t gonna happen no matter who is in power or how determined they are to drown anyone or anything in any water-holding vessel. Wake UP. Stop fantasizing. Did you get that clearly? Let me repeat:
IT IS NOT POSSIBLE FOR THE UNITED STATES TO ‘SHRINK’ GOVERNMENT BY ANY MEANINGFUL MEASURE UNLESS WE KILL HALF THE POPULATION AND REVERT TO PRE-INDUSTRIAL TECHNOLOGY AND THE REST OF THE WORLD’S MILITARIES FOLLOW SUIT.
Got that? Sorry for shouting. But we have gotten so good at denying the existence of that pesky thing called “reality” (with its notorious liberal bias, yet,) that no amount of emphasis is too much.
Is there government fraud and waste? Yes.
Will eliminating it (if that were possible, which it isn’t) shrink government? No, the best it could do would be to slow the rate of growth. Eliminating fraud and waste, and keeping it eliminated, costs money! Hello!! “Quis Custodiet Custodes Ipsos?”
Are we spending money on a lot of stupid stuff? Hell yes.
Of course, what I think is “stupid stuff,” a hundred million or so of my fellow-citizens devoutly believe is Utterly Essential. But I’m firm in my belief, because at least another hundred million or so of my fellow-citizens agree with me that it’s Incredibly Stupid. It even costs money to for us to investigate and gather data and analyze it in an attempt to determine who is right, and then more money to appoint someone different to gather more data and do more analysis because of course the first lot were biased in the wrong direction.
Can we, for the sake of argument, stipulate that we will not be able to shrink total government expenditures any time in the foreseeable future, and, in fact, they will continue to grow at a rate most of us will find painful and shocking?
Okay.
Given that, what is the best we can hope for from our government as it spends all that money? What should we be holding them accountable for?
Let’s start with keeping the rate of increase modest. Can we all live with that? Even not defining “modest” too closely, we can at least get some general inkling of whether we’re getting what we want.
Second: Let’s set some basic minimum standards for performance. That is, if we have, as a purely theoretical example, a government agency whose stated mission is to help Americans affected by some form of terrible disaster, that agency should (GASP!) actually be seen to render effective, efficient, timely help when an actual disaster strikes actual Americans. Ya think?
Third: Let’s be realistic, and strategic, about fraud and waste. There’s a law of diminishing returns when you try and eliminate one hundred percent of all fraud and waste. Eventually you end up spending WAY more policing against fraud and waste than a small amount of fraud and waste will actually cost. Without ever saying “hey, it’s okay, rip us off!” let’s set realistic goals for keeping fraud and waste under control, let’s establish meaningful sanctions for when it does happen, and let’s concentrate on trying to establish a culture in our federal workforce of pride and professionalism and responsibility.
That will almost certainly cost less and yield better results in the long run than hiring phalanxes of pecksniffs to “gotcha” every civil servant who goes home with a pencil in their briefcase, or approves an assistance application from someone who doesn’t QUITE match ALL the criteria for help. Protect whistleblowers, boot out the bad apples when we find them, sure. Spend millions tracking down a few thousand schmucks who cheat a few bucks on their income tax? How about we spend a fraction of that tracking down a few dozen schmucks who cheat a few million on their income tax?
Fourth: Let’s prioritize spending that yields long-term returns, rather than short-term political capital. Slapping a few bandaids on a broken Medicare system and heading out to photo-ops with the gang at the Senior Center costs less than a complete retooling of the healthcare system, but fifteen years from now, we’ll be spending a lot less if we fix the broken system than if we’re still trying to hold it together with spit and string. Jazzy color-coded charts about terror threat levels, and new hazmat suits for the Poohackety, IA police department is cheap compared to subsidizing the development and installation of quality container-scanning and port entry security systems at every American seaport, but which is likely to have a better chance of preventing another expensive “incident” like 9/11?
Fifth: Let’s be careful how we delegate (and pay for) government functions. Whenever we “privatize” some government function, we get suckered in by an artificially low initial price tag and eventually end up spending as much if not more than we’d spend having government just do the work. And the profit ends up in corporate CEOs’ compensation packages, not in the wages and benefits of government employees who will pour them right back into the economies of thousands of cities and towns across America. If the private sector has some magic secret to doing things cheaper, let’s study them and apply what we learn to our government agencies. Unless, of course, the “secret” is just outsourcing the work to workers paid subsistence pay and denied benefits and safe workplaces and human dignity. Let’s not have our government doing that with our public employees— and let’s not have them paying someone else to do it, either.
Finally: Let’s demand that our government be honest about costs. No more funny numbers, no more putting things “off budget,” no more deciding not to collect certain information or documentation in the hopes that people won’t notice what’s going on. No more changing the rules on how we count things just to obscure how much we’re actually counting. Apples to apples, oranges to oranges, lightbulbs to lightbulbs, and a clear summary of the lot. And let’s not grudge the money required to keep track of and report all that.
Look, I’m sorry. I’d really like there to be some magical Government Fairy out there who could actually “shrink government” if we just found out who it was and elected them. But there isn’t, and that’s all there is to it. Wouldn’t it be better to face up to that reality and start concentrate on getting more for our federal spending bucks?
It’s a shell game, people. They inflame your indignation about “gummint spending” and “waste and fraud” when they’re trying to distract you from the cronies they’re letting no-bid contracts out to, or whatever stupid mistake they’ve made on the foreign policy front this week, or the cost of gas going up.
Then they promise to “shrink government,” and once more, we fall into the trap, believing there IS such a thing as a free lunch, and vote for them again, expecting that this time, the results will be different.
No comment on that. I’m done.
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