The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 268

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The Top 10 Conservative Idiots, No. 268

November 13, 2006
Hate Mailbag Special

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This week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots pretty much boils down to this:

WE WON!

YOU LOST!

GET OVER IT!

Yup, that's pretty much the extent of it. Santorum lost. Allen lost. Steele lost. Harris Lost. Burns lost. Talent lost. And on, and on, and on. What more can I say?

So this week only, in celebration of the grand Democratic victory last Tuesday, I thought it might be fun to do something a little different. The DU http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/index.html">Hate Mailbag hasn't been updated in more than a year, so last week I went through the past year's email and picked out some choice missives from our friends on the right, who, in retrospect, may have been a little over-confident about their 2006 election prospects. These are real emails sent to Democratic Underground over the past year, and they have not been edited in any way, although the names have been changed to protect the ignorant. Except for Phil Parlock and, er, Dick Cheney.

Oh, and if you've never read the Hate Mailbag before, be warned that it does contain some extreme vulgarity. Okay, you've been warned. Enjoy!

From: Ray S----- <[e-mail]>
Sent: Thursday, November 17, 2005 6:09 PM
Subject: Very Bad Americans

Just wanted to let you know that you people are very bad Americans. Everything you do will backfire on you and you will lose by more than you did last time. I would be very ashamed if I were you. You are bad people.

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From: "Joan-Marie" <[e-mail]>
Date: Sat, 19 Nov 2005 15:02:01 -0500
Subject: you still lost

Your forum has some of the most immature rantings I have seen. Compare it to Lucianne.com and notice the difference. Its like kindergarten vs. college. Anyway, I hope your hatred and bitterness doesnt do you in for the 3 mores year of republican rule that you must tolerate.

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From: Michael G---- <[e-mail]>
Date: Thu, 8 Dec 2005 20:08:21 -0400
Subject: Wow!

Wow, what a bunch of demented fucking loser seem to be posting on the "Democratic Underground". You also seem to have a policy of deleting posts from reasonable people who take issue with the crap and trite garbage that your entitlement mentality losers post. How many moderators do you need to keep up with THAT? Frankly, I find you all amusing and pitiful.

Send us all a postcard when you have a viable candidate to run for office. Losers.

Doc
Pownal, ME

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From: "Brian M-------" <[e-mail]>
Date: Sat, 10 Dec 2005 21:37:23 -0500
Subject: Now you know why you will loose, close off your mind and learn nothing......its gonna be so fun reading these forums after 06

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From: naismyth <[e-mail]>
Sent: Sunday, December 18, 2005 1:42 PM
Subject: Wow!

I almost lasted 24 hrs.

Sorry, but goose-stepping is out of fashion in 21st century America.

The FACT that dissent is not allowed on your site the reason you folks are so out of touch & angry.

Dubya has ALREADY ensured his place among the BEST presidents in history, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.

May God Bless & Merry Chtistmas.

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From: "Brent A-------" <[e-mail]>
Date: Mon, 19 Dec 2005 22:51:39 -0700
Subject: (no subject)

Ha ha read it and weep, lib la-la-la-looooooooooooosers...

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - A successful Iraq election and an improved domestic economic outlook have lifted U.S. President George W. Bush's job-approval rating to its highest level since March, according to an ABC News/Washington Post poll released on Monday.

Forty-seven percent of Americans now approve of Bush's job performance, up from Bush's all-time low approval rating of 39 percent in November and the president's best showing since March when it was 50 percent, ABC said.

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From: "S------, John" <[e-mail]>
Date: Wed, 21 Dec 2005 11:24:47 -0600
Subject: A question for Auntie Pinko

RE Republican self-destruction: Haven't you Libtards learned a thing from the 2004 elections? You've become even more radicalized (if that's possible) since then, and you're going to see even more red states in 2006 and 2008. Remember how you felt that punch in the gut seeing the 2004 county electoral map and weeping before you started to try explaining it away, or blaming it on an ignorant electorate because you're all so f*cking smart? You may be Pinko on the outside, but I'll bet you're all dried up where it counts. I recommend a douche of Summer's Eve in all three orifices. I'm sure with your predisposition to jamming foreign objects inside you, that won't be a problem. Except for the dryness part, that is. You are familiar with K-Y Jelly, yes? Intimately, I'll bet. Most Insincerely, a sworn enemy of all Libtards everywhere.

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From: Mike & Kathy M----- <[e-mail]>
Sent: Sunday, January 01, 2006 9:25 AM
Subject: I need a star, MAGGOT

Hi Maggot

Did you have a good new year's eve..perhaps kicking your hacky sack with your little minnions who hate America.

'06 should be interesting for you little bastards.Skinner, get a job and a life.

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From: Chuck M------ <[e-mail]>
Sent: Thursday, January 05, 2006 12:53 AM
Subject: Du hast kein Recht . . . on Bush & Democrats!

Sir,

Bill O'Reilly speaks the truth;

Dennis Prager is pure integrity;

and Rush Limbaugh is God!

Don't mess with the Right, sir, 'cause you libs will NEVER be victorious.

Regards,
Chuck M------

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From: "Bob " E " G------" <[e-mail]>
Date: Wed, 11 Jan 2006 13:44:41 -1200
Subject: Evil Repubs....

Boy,

Going to your website is a lesson in "preaching to the choir".

Keep on with the delusional thinking. Keep the same playbook... it has worked perfect since the '94 election cycle.

Josep Gobels would be so proud of the big lie that the demoncratic party has been repeating over and over and over and over and over again !!

Keep it UP !! 2008 and 2006 and beyond never looked so bright!

Thank You Very Very Much !!

Bob G------
Union WA

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From: Phil Parlock <[e-mail]>
Sent: Wednesday, January 18, 2006 2:27 PM
Subject: YOU OWE ME a Bumper Sticker

Hey DUmmies:

I donated $6.66 to your organization (for luck). I NEVER got my bumper sticker as was promised. I guess your word is just as good as your patheticly lame, LOSER site.

BTW, my car has been vandalized twice in the last month with anti-Bush grafitti. I figure that perhaps if I had your bumper sticker on my auto, it might confuse the simpleton cowards that slither and sneak in the shadows at night spray painting my car. These vandals are spinless and cowardly wimps, like most of your simple-minded readers, commentors, moderators, administrators, editors, and other so-called contributors.

If you thought that you only lost the last election, just wait till Billery Lewinski Streisand Clinton runs (I figure that they are all virally related, therefore can be treated as one person.

Best of the worst luck,

Phil Parlock

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From: John S------ <[e-mail]>
Date: Wed, 18 Jan 2006 15:45:48 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Going Down Faster Than Monica Lewinsky

If there was ever a time the Left-wing driven Democratic Party resembled the Titanic, this is it. How does it feel? Dean is an unhinged lunatic, Hillary will never make in in 2008 because she's too stupid to keep her c*nt mouth shut (see "Plantation" remarks) you can't stop Alito, you couldn't stop Roberts, you won't stop the international surveillence of the phone calls between your terrorist buddies in Al Qaeda. I don't see any need to visit your site anymore, it doesn't even get me angry. You're like the fruitcakes who stand on shoeboxes in Harvard Square and babble incoherently. My solution to your problem? Heavy on the therapy and Valium, the tinfoil hats aren't working - HA! I can't wait until the next elections. You think America looks red now? Losers! La-hoo-za-hers! Big L on forehead, sil vous plait.

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From: "Brent A-------" <[e-mail]>
Date: Sat, 28 Jan 2006 14:37:28 -0700
Subject: (no subject)

I almost feel sorry for these dem ass clowns. You hear Reid making wise comments that a Filibuster doesn't have a chance, and even calling for one gives Bush and the right political points. They know it's a lost cause...and they know it can't help but help the Right even talking about it. And yet you have all the so called "front runners" out there defiantly calling for the filibuster and supporting it.

And of course it's no surprise, why. Last week, the DU and Kos were almost single purposely devoted to calling for the filibuster. They were both trumpeting "call and e-mail your senators" campaigns, with the DU going so far as to promote a "turn up the heat on Hillary" campaign imploring their readers to force her to "do the right thing."

The DU has even added new "one button" technology, that apparently allows one email to be directed to every democrat in power, without it looking like a mass e-mail cc'ing everybody and everyone.

Just imagine the unbeleivable amount of calls and emails these campaigns generate from the loony left. How can they ignore 200,000+ emails and who knows how many calls calling for Hillary to join the filibuster fight?

The dems truly are doomed. We're witnessing a paramount new age shift, thanks to the power of these sites, that is really changing politics and shaping America. Unless the dems come to their senses and start to ignore the demands of their "base" (the 20% far left nutcases who have hijacked the voice of the party), they are finished as a viable party. Amazing thing to be living through.

I'm a little disappointed that the demand to hold Bush accountable for wiretapping Americans didn't escalate into one of these massive concerted "contact your senator campaigns," but it still might. The dems have to know that that will be like drinking poison (to attack Bush on that), but if the DU and Kos do with that issue what they've done with Alito, Hillary and Kerry (who actually writes for the Kos), and other faces of the dem party, will take up the call.

The power of the DU and Kos are just finding their stride, too. It's getting worse. Can you imagine how well oiled this machine is going to be in two years, when the election rolls around? It could not possibly be a better weapon for the Right. It's like something Karl Rove would have dreamed up.

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From: uncle samm <[e-mail]>
Date: Wed, 1 Feb 2006 00:11:54 -0800 (PST)
Subject: what

I cant wait!!! I cant wait to see you people picking up the pieces of your dead rotten stinkin family members after one of those idiots blows them self up at one of your gatherings or protests. Maybe in your neighborhood. Or on your bus. I hope they blow you and your family to little pieces of nothing, and all you will have to remember them is a piece of bloody clothing. Yes, I cant wait for that day. When what you think about is nothing more than a group of insignificant personalities getting together to bitch about nonsensical ignoramous bull. " gay rights"' " guns" " men porking men" "women licking women" "we hate bush" not for the greater good but because you can.I cant wait.

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From: [e-mail]
Date: Thu, 09 Feb 2006 17:11:00 -0500
Subject: THANK GOD - THE ONE YOU DON'T BELIEVE IN

To whom it may concern (which is unlikely anyone will)

Your site is appropriately called "Democratic Underground" as everyone that operates and uses the site has their heads buried in the sand.

I registered to post some dissenting yet dissenting messages and was banned almost immediately.

Thank God your view of democracy is in the minority (and likely will be for years to come)

Sincerely,

SimpleObservation

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From: "Sims K--------" <[e-mail]>
Date: Sat, 11 Feb 2006 10:46:21 -0500
Subject: (no subject)

You guys are unfriggin believable..As Democrats you encourage open debate, as long as it doesn't disagree with yours. No wonder you guys are losing election after election. You think 2008 will be any different? You're so focused on hating a lame duck president you don't even have a plan. "let's just hate Bush, that'd do it!"

But please keep up the good work!

JJ, Atlanta

PS: Did you ever wonder why Britain, Australia and the US all re-elected their leaders? And now Canada's elected a conservative government. You guys are the only ones that don't get it..

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From: [e-mail]
Sent: Sunday, February 26, 2006 9:29 PM
Subject: I love you

We've taken the house, the senate, the presidency, the supreme court. We will continue to win in 06' and 08'. I'll continue to make a bunch of evil profits with my landscaping business since I'm a capitalist pig. And the aclu in Ohio can kiss my ass when they see the new ONE NATION UNDER GOD license plates the State of Ohio has issued, on my truck. In the mean time I'm gonna lay here in bed looking at these goofy out of touch with the American people websites while I recover from a left inguinal hernia surgery I had performed on 2/23/06 that was caused because the last 5 years or so I have been eccessively laughing ya'll to your graves. Peace

Randy C
Dayton, Ohio

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From: Kibbey H----- <[e-mail]>
Sent: Wednesday, March 15, 2006 2:49 PM
Subject: Question

If all you say is true - in your daily blogs - then why do democrats continue to loose elections? Using the scientific theorem of "Occam's Razor" i.e. the simplest explanation that fits all the known facts is
probably the truth, then it's true that the people prefer conservatism over liberalism. If this isn't so, then explain the election losses?

I for one see through the smoke screen of liberalism. It hasn't fixed anything in over 50 years. The Civil Rights movement came and went, for the betterment of the country, but since then liberalism has been a colossal failure. How absurd the notion of increased government spending for this or additional regulation for that. Liberalism wants more money for spending and increased regulation to collect as many dependant voters as possible. It's the only was to propagate the species. Without voters, totally dependant on the Government for their livelihood, democrats can't win elections.

Secondly, I read with fascination at the venom and hatred of good Americans who have political differences with you. Isn't liberalism the very definition of tolerance? No! I read hate speech that tolerates nothing other than the liberal orthodoxy spewed on your site.

You're a dying breed. The comet of your demise was President Clinton. The only ones left are a few holdouts in the Northeast and West Coast. Soon, they'll be gone and we'll finally be rid of you.

Yours truly,

Kibbey H------

PS - Let me guess? You're going to ridicule me on the web blog. How very liberal.

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From: [e-mail]
Date: Wed, 15 Mar 2006 21:36:57 EST
Subject: (no subject)

You people are idiotssssssss. don't ever attack rush. good luck in november. i will write you again then.

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From: "P------, Thomas O (GE Indust, ConsInd)" <[e-mail]>
Date: Thu, 16 Mar 2006 09:43:51 -0500
Subject: You guys are gonna lose again.

Just now visited your web site. Occasionally I need a good laugh. When the dust clears by 2008 you left-wing whackos are gonna lose again. JWAS, (Just wait and see). Our side will be vindicated and yours will be left looking foolish and pathetic.

Cordially,

Tom P------

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From: Greg C <[e-mail]>
Date: Sun, 28 May 2006 20:22:29 -0400
Subject: bush

bashbushbashbushbashbushbashbushbashbush .............. blah,blah,blah, uh bashbushbashbushbashbushbashbushbashbushbashbush ......... blah,blah,blah. NO NEW IDEAS from Democrats. Nothing new(redundent)!!! = wahhhhhhhh= LOSERS!!! Wake up peeps You have NOTHING. NO answers to ANYTHING, just bashbushbashbushbashbush. You people are pathetic!!! WHINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " I am a spoiled brat and have ALWAYS had my way and for several years now I no longer have my god(excuse me for the religious token words...I know how tolerant you are)given elitist right to being in power. Therefore, I must stammer around like the BRAT that I am and call everyone names and hate and call people Nazis(can't do better than that??..not original(we know how tolerant we are. Look in the mirror". YOU HAVE NOTHING TO OFFER ANYONE BUT HATE, DISPAIR, DEPENDANCE ON GOV'T, BIGGER GOV'T, YOU ARE THE DIVIDERS W/ THE HATE RHETORIC, MISERY AND MORE MISERY. You aren't happy unless everyone is MISERABLE. THAT is your platform. YOU HATE AMERICA AND WHAT IT STANDS FOR. BUT YOU DON'T STAND FOR WHAT IT STANDS FOR .....THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM. But just keep up your pathetic high school rhetoric and see where that gets you. Oh BTW, Howard Dean is a liability, believe me......but, please let him just keep it up!
To the party that just won't grow up
Sincerely ours
G BUSH :-)

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From: [e-mail]
Sent: Thursday, June 01, 2006 3:26 PM
Subject: Please, don't ever stop...

... whether it's Kpete, KenTuck. MadOkie, Will Pitt or Tom Y. Joad (rhymes with "choad"), you folks are more fun than a barrel full of monkeys... and equally shit faced!!!

Skinner... Marx would have loved you and yours. You're some of the most useful idiots to be found anywhere!!!

Keep at it... root for Algore and Lizard Queen Hilary... make Chelsea Sec. of Ed. 'cause she' firin' on all of three cylinders...

... and by all means, print this...

... so your entire constituency can know they can kiss my right royal conservative Johnson...

Fuckin' left-wing losers! Ker - rist!!! You're but some pathetic, self-loathing, envy-fearing, sad-sack motherfuckers!!!!!

So...

Roll another doob...

Go and get high...

But don't expect me or any other sane rational adult to take you seriously...

Losers, BIG-TIME, the lot of ya'!!

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From: [e-mail]
Sent: Thursday, June 15, 2006 2:15 PM
Subject: Bush

Yikes....it looks like that idiot Bush may put it up your left-wing ass....again !!!!

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Date: Tue, 13 Jun 2006 15:18:16 -0500
From: David & Lisa S---- <[e-mail]>
Subject: Cowards

I'm sitting here laughing at you. It's amazing how liberals like yourselves fuss about openness, but only when it adheres to your ideologies. Your eagerness to stop me from posting is just further proof that you'll have no idea, come November, why you lose yet again. You just don't get it....and it's becoming more and more entertaining to watch you self-destruct.

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Date: Tue, 11 Jul 2006 16:37:16 -0400
From: Ben <[e-mail]>
Subject: Top Ten Conservative Idiots

Hello,
You know what I love? I love the fact that you guys don't have any real political strategy except bash republicans until you look like the stupidest people alive and the American people aren't going to find it amusing or support your antics! I was on your website and I saw the top 10 conservative idiots. Now first off why would you sink so low to do that??? second I went straight to #10 and Tony Snow was there!? Well first I contemplated, what would someone have against the white house speaker?? So I tried to think, then gave up. So I scrolled down and what did I see pictures of him were glasses and talking or something, and your reason for him being and "Idiot" was that he looked like an asshat!?? What's the point in wasting your time??? And basically the rest was GW(best thing since sliced bread) there's only one thing I have to say, at least he's not sleeping with multiple women and getting impeached.

Thank You reply back with your thoughts.

Ben

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From: "S-------, John" <[e-mail]>
Date: Wed, 6 Sep 2006 19:39:45 -0500
Subject: RE "Path To 9/11" Blog Bomb

Dear DU, Just like Democrats to stuff the ballot box! Plan on incorporating any felonious or dead bloggers in this election? HA! Not that this is anything unusual for lefties or Communists. After all, it's not as if when people have said or done things you don't agree with you haven't bombarded them in an attempt to drown them out or shut them up, but come on. ABC a neocon propaganda outfit? LOL! Yeah, right. And Peter Jennings was good buds with Pat Robertson. Anyhow, thanks for the laughs. Good luck with that 9/11 thing, and the midterm elections. You'll need it.

Sincerely,

Johnny S-------, Nashua, NH.

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From: "paulo wilson" <----------.NET>
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 17:14:18 -0400
Subject: fredom

where is the free speech ?where is the fredom of expression ? by change by pression ! the abc series to tell the story the way clinton likes to hear . its a shame . and mr .. bush the one that you guys bash ! and blame ! from an hurricane or to protect the americans citizens from terrorrists ,that never been confront by your hero ! that one that make decisions base on pool > by pool .pw

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From: Bob S---- <[e-mail]>
Date: Mon, 11 Sep 2006 13:22:55 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: Conservative Idiot

The top-10 conservative idiots column grows less and less amusing as time goes by.

You recycle the same names too much and often point out behavior that isn't particularly idiotic, but rather just something you don't like.
You really ought to put a little more effort into making it worth reading.

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From: Stephen G------- <[e-mail]>
Date: Tue, 12 Sep 2006 16:37:50 -0500
Subject: Hypocrites

I'm always hearing about free speech this and free speech that from the Left, but apparently DU doesn't practice what they preach. I'm sure I'm not the first person to be banned for no reason at all as I did not violate ANY of the Discussion Forum Rules. I did not attack any other member of DU, I simply criticized the inconsistencies in Keith Olbermann's commentary.

Banning those you simply disagree with so that they may not respond when their opinions are challenged (and mine was, as expected) speaks volumes about the Democrat mindset and only proves that you incapable of debating any topic, preferring simply to censor opposing viewpoints whenever it's convenient. I challenge you to reinstate my posting priveleges. Repent on your hypocisy just this once. I promise I won't hurt you too bad.

Then again, a few of your members might commit suicide once I shatter the fragile bubble they've built for themselves.

Maybe it's just as well. My pleas are probably falling on deaf ears anyway.

It's no wonder why you continue to lose elections, and it isn't because the Republicans are stealing them. It's because you refuse to engage in any discussion where the facts don't align with your viewpoint. You simply prefer to spout talking points and conspiracy theories. As a result, you are losing touch with reality as more and more Democratic voters are seeing what their party has become. You are not the mainstream in this country, you are the fringe.

Have fun this November. I can't wait to see your reaction.

Sincerely,
demo-dissenter

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From: jeffrey w----- <[e-mail]>
Sent: Wednesday, September 20, 2006 1:52 PM
Subject: Thank You!

Hello, Thank you for what you are doing on this website! I absolutely LOVE what you are doing...I just wish the tone of this site was a little more hateful and vicious toward Bush. Your webstie makes it MUCH easier for me to convince my family that you defeatocrats are all wack jobs. Please crank up the hate speech a little in the future so I can discredit all you defeatocrats. In fact I hope they repeal term
limits and Bush ia elected again, wound't that be a hoot? Thanks, and KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK!

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From: "Dick Cheney" [e-mail]
Date: Thu, 5 Oct 2006 13:42:20 -0400 (EDT)
Subject: Countdown to Victory

Dear mail,

Election Day is 33 days away. The home stretch is here, and now is the time for the final push to victory.

http://www.GOP.com/Cheney

RNC Chairman Mehlman has organized the largest mid-term Get-Out-The-Vote campaign in history. Now we must make sure the RNC has all the resources needed - money and manpower - to get out our vote and win on Election Day.

I hope President Bush, Chairman Mehlman and our candidates can count on your continued support with a donation right now of $25, $50 or even $100. If you prefer to donate your time instead, sign-up today to be a GOP Volunteer.

Now is the time to make the final push to victory. Republicans cannot afford to be outspent this year like we were in 2004. The liberals are desperate and will do anything to reclaim control of the U.S. House and Senate. Unless we work every single day between now and Election Day to identify, contact and make sure every Republican voter sends in an absentee ballot or actually gets to the polls -- we risk not only the Democrats stonewalling President's Bush agenda but advancing policies that weaken American's efforts to fight the War on Terror and raise your taxes.

http://www.GOP.com/Cheney

The Democrats rely on unions and wealthy liberals to fund and operate their voter turnout. The RNC's Get-Out-The-Vote relies on the voluntary contributions of grassroots supporters like you, mail.

Please contribute to the RNC's Get-Out-The-Vote programs during these crucial final days of Campaign 2006 by making a secure online donation of $25, $50 or $100 today.

http://www.GOP.com/Cheney

This is an election we must win. Thank you for everything you have done and continue to do for our Party.

Sincerely,

Dick Cheney

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From: HELEN H-------- <[e-mail]>
Date: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 20:48:36 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: (no subject)

losers you won't take the senate or the house! Hillary is a bitch and dike.

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The Top 10 will return to normal next week. See you then!

-- EarlG

[Arkana]

1. Oh. My. God.

I am literally in tears.

Promise me you'll update with a special post-election hate mailbag at some point--I want to see those fuckers squirm AFTER their little debacle.

[Beacho]

2. Was that email from THE Phil Parlock?

You know the professional 'republican victim of democrat abuse'?

Geez that dude's schtick is getting old

[Skinner]

4. We believe so.

Our understanding is that it is from THE Phil Parlock.

#4 here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/04/171.html

And also here: http://www.democraticunderground.com/mail/hatemail_24.html

[Mr_Spock]

16. Love the bumper sticker you made for him

:rofl:

These were hilarious - I read every one!

[myrna minx]

55. THE Phil-serial victim- Parlock?

I bet his eyes are red and puffy from all the sobbing he did Tuesday night. :rofl: I wonder how he explioted his children this time around? :shrug:

[Hav]

3. .

BAHAHAHA outstanding! The last pics were great.
While pointing the finger: Ha Ha!

Typical freeper post (with apologies to all DUers who once considered themselves freepers):
"where is the free speech ?where is the fredom of expression ? by change by pression ! the abc series to tell the story the way clinton likes to hear . its a shame . and mr .. bush the one that you guys bash ! and blame ! from an hurricane or to protect the americans citizens from terrorrists ,that never been confront by your hero ! that one that make decisions base on pool > by pool .pw"

That should be a classis.

[cagoldensun5050]

63. asdf

"where is the free speech ?where is the fredom of expression ?"



And learn how to friggin spell, freeptards!!!

[wakeme2008]

5. EarlG you really had too much fun this week

:)

[Hissyspit]

6. Horray for the return of the Hatemail Bag, but I have to say...

those emails were not near as classic as the ones from years past. They just seem kind of half-hearted attempts, for the most part. Oh, well. HA,HA!

[motocicleta]

29. No kidding. It's really the bottom of the hatemail barrel

Usually there are some funny people, but these sounded like Stepford freepers. Too bad, so sad.

[Hissyspit]

31. Oops, I mean, "Hooray" Yeah, I understand why EarlG and Skinner haven't

been doing the mailbag. They just haven't had any good stuff from the right-wingers. The freepers are out of gas, apparently.

[bbernardini]

7. I wonder what their responses would be if we asked for a comment on their own message...

You know, if we sent it back to them now, what they might have to say about it. :)

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Am loving the Nelson smackdown!

[ncteechur]

9. Thank you, Thank you, and Thank you! (but I do love your sarcastic responses!)

[roguevalley]

10. this is first class from no class people. They are all retarded, they

can't spell worth crap. I am a little bit disappointed I wasn't listed in their spew. Congrats to all who were. :)

[Jack Rabbit]

11. Why are so many right wing morons named Brent?

Before this, I thouhgt anybody named Brent was a drum major in a high school marching band.

[Anakin Skywalker]

70. It's One of Those Uppity, White-Bread Names.

[Initech]

12. This is easily the funniest thing I've ever read. Honestly.

These people are insane. :rofl:

[Maestro]

13. A little stuck on themselves I see.

And Parlock can't seem to leave you alone. What a compulsive asshole.

[muntrv]

14. The last one was the best one.

[SeattleGirl]

15. Oh my God, stop! I can't take anymore!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[dalaigh lllama]

17. Finally

A simple talking point the freepers can understand.
:rofl:

I was surprised to see one of them acknowledged we are all "spinless" dems, but my favorite line was from Ben, commenting on The Top Ten Conservative Idiots:
"So I tried to think, then gave up."


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[chefgirl]

21. Ben was my favorite too!

I think Ben deserves some kind of honorable mention all by himself in "Conservative Idiots".

So I tried to think, then gave up. OMG, I think I peed!

:rofl:

-chef-

[Contrary1]

39. Similar to a quote by one of my all time heroes:

"I'm trying to think, but nothing happens!"

[a la izquierda]

18. Hilary is a bitch and a dyke?

Fuck that stupid, ignorant moron who wrote that. Goddamn, all those emails just illustrates the narrowmindedness of so many people in this country. Hope they all get to eat crow for their three squares, oh, for the next 2 years at least!!

[Straight Shooter]

27. He didn't say she isa dyke; he said she is a dike.

Freudian slip, as Hillary does help to hold back the Republican sewage.

[a la izquierda]

62. lol...that's funny. i didn't even think about that! n/t

[Megahurtz]

66. Lol! n/t

[oustemnow]

77. SHE said she is a bitch and a dike

IIRC, the e-mail address belonged to a Helen somebody. So hate-filled, the women are even willing to be misogynists.

[musette_sf]

19. "joad that rhymes with 'choad'"????

more proof as if we needed it of freeper illiteracy. so culturally bereft of Tom Joad and The Grapes of Wrath. so sad, so pathetic.

[AwakeAtLast]

20. Ha. Ha, ha, ha. Hee, hee, hee!!!!

:rofl:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

:rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Nebulous Abstraction]

22. What a bunch of delusional bedwetters....

I especially liked the righty-slob who wrote, that they "hope term limits are repealed so Bush can be re-elected again..." Yes, please make Shit-for-Brains Jr. your guy again in '08. 10 bucks says Nader would get more votes than he does next time around.

[HawkerHurricane]

23. God, that would screw them...

Eliminate term limits, and B. Clinton would be our next president.

[eppur_se_muova]

24. "So I tried to think, then gave up." ROTFL!!!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

PRICELESS !!

[rpannier]

25. I like the bumper sticker

and the guy who boasted of scrubs 47% approval rating and how high it was.

I wonder if you'll hear from any of them now.

[PegDAC]

67. Especially now that it's at 31% n/t

:rofl:

[Catfight]

26. My favorite is the "Ha-Huh?"

"I hope they blow you and your family to little pieces of nothing, and all you will have to remember them is a piece of bloody clothing." Um, if they blow me and my family up, I doubt I'll have anything to remember them by at all. Ah, freepers, so ridiculously serious.
Questions regarding freepers:
1) Is there something the Gee-sus said about punctuation and there's some religious thing against it?
2) I love how they yell and scream about us yelling and screaming?
3) Do they have some software program that doesn't allow them to use spell check? I can understand correct grammar is asking too much, but spell check is built into DU.
4) Why don't they know the difference between looser and loser?
5) What is wrong with them? They scare me.

[Nebulous Abstraction]

28. The "Ha-Huh?" response was my favorite as well:

Whoever wrote that post was truly sick and deranged - but that's "compassionate conservatism" for ya. Scary to think that psychos like that are running around as we speak, spawning their mutant progeny.

[nxylas]

48. Mine too

Just as I was thinking that the Nelson Muntz thing was getting kinda old, that response made it funny again.

[motocicleta]

30. Nelson rocks

EarlG, I sure as heck hope you emailed all the 'donors' to inform them of their moment of infamy. We owe the pea brains that much.

[Laelth]

32. It's so sad to hear conservatives whine about free speech.

They display their utter ignorance so freely. The First Amendment to the Constitution of the United States says that the government shall pass no law abridging freedom of speech. Do they honestly believe that DU is the government of the United States? No. They don't. They're just ignorant, and they have no clue what the Constitution actually says or means. DU's owners may freely censor whomever they like for whatever reason they like because they are not the federal government. The First Amendment does not apply to DU. How can they not understand that?

:shrug:

-Laelth

[MattSh]

40. Uh, maybe they tried to understand, then gave up. ?? n/t

[Laelth]

46. Welcome to DU!

I hope they tried to understand, but understanding does not seem to be their strong suit.

Cheers!

:dem:

-Laelth

[nxylas]

49. Here's a way to put it in terms tey can understand

"You know how Free Republic censors posts from those it deems to be not real Americans...?"

[pauliedangerously]

44. That's exactly what I was thinking...

I figured someone else would have thought that and I wasn't surprised at all to see YOU make that point. I like your posts, Laelth.

:toast:

[Laelth]

47. Thanks, pauliedangerously.

Right back at you! :toast:

-Laelth

[bluescribbler]

53. The sword cuts two ways

How do you think they'd like it if we started posting on the Freepers' site, exposing all their lies, fallacies and hypocrisies? Think they'd let us get away with it?

[Demlobos06]

33. Do they really love thy fellow man?

Supposedly they represent the moral high ground of the religious right, but in practice their spokespeople only spout hatred of others not like them. On top of that we keep finding more and more with some weird sexual "habit". But oh yeah, according to the Oxycontin Cowboy (Limbaugh), those people are still better than liberals. The emails just show how much they respect others....

[Laelth]

36. Welcome to DU!

Nice first post.

:toast:

-Laelth

[flamingyouth]

34. "My Other Car Is Also A Loser"

:rofl: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[ncrainbowgrrl]

51. High five to my fellow mod- re:the one that lasted only one day here!

Glad we were able to help add to the mailbag by removing this person from the site!

[MaineMike]

35. See a pattern?

Veddy good as always. I look forward to reading Top 10 Conservative Idiots every Monday, but then I never quite make it to Monday.....I have to read it Sunday night!

As a hardcore Simpsons fan, I loved the use of Nelson. Although I do wonder how many calls you'll get from FOX lawyers who have nothing better to do.

One other thought: Notice an undercurrent in some of the hate mail involving "orifices" and the placement of foreign objects - at one point G.W. Bush - into said orifices?

Ha Huh?!

[Bouncy Ball]

37. It's great to see that even after ALLLLL this time,

there are still idiot right-wingers out there who don't seem to understand that a WEBSITE is not the same as the GOVERNMENT. ROFL.

There are absolutely NO guarantees of free speech on websites. Just check out the strict posting policies at places like Television Without Pity. I don't even post there--I know I'll screw up and put something in the wrong place. Even if the thread is 58 pages long, you damn well better read the entire thing to make sure you do NOT REPEAT anything that has already been said, LOL! And if you post a goodbye cruel world thread, they'll make it official and ban you. Harsh! But it makes me giggle, all the same.

I guess it's sort of a back-handed compliment that they consistently think that Democrats/liberals WOULD have the "say whatever you want" thing on a website. We do seem to be the only ones left who believe the government should still be upholding it, anyway.

[CC]

38. I thought it was just * that

made me go brain numb but since I could not make it half way through the Top Ten hate letters this week it must be lunatic right wing that does it. After about 5 all that made since was the Ha ha's. DU was my sanity for a long time and will remain so, just keep on doing what you have been for the rest of us.

[NMMNG]

41. My, they are an angry, dim and hateful bunch.

:rofl:

[jmowreader]

42. Naismyth's a HOOT and a HOLLAR!

Dubya has ALREADY ensured his place among the BEST presidents in history, and there ain't nothing you can do about it.

No, he's ensured his place among the WORST CRIMINAL DICTATORS in history, and there ain't nothing YOU can do about it.

Right now, Slobodan Milosevic and Pol Pot look good next to the pResident of the United States.

Oh...and Randy C? "Owning my own landscaping business" means you cut grass for a living. I did that once too. I think I was thirteen at the time.

[DUBYASCREWEDUS]

43. Thank you!

I was having a really bad day until I read this! Thanks for making me laugh until I cried! That was priceless!

[SteppingRazor]

45. Funniest line in the whole thing:

"Well first I contemplated, what would someone have against the white house speaker?? So I tried to think, then gave up."

Yeah, that pretty much sums it all up, doesn't it?

:rofl:

[LilyLibber]

50. Yes, it does!

These are priceless! I would LOVE to see some post-election hatemail, too. Maybe they will have become so familiar with losing that they will FINALLY realize that it's not spelled "loosing".

[ordinaryaveragegirl]

52. I learned something new today LOL...

:spray:

:rofl:


I didn't know that the word "loser" had so many variations! Amazing! Only a freeper could have that much creative license with one word in the Engligh language LOL. And now they truly know what it means to be one...but it was all their own doing, so finger pointing is, well, pointless!

Great list, thank you for the laughs!


:kick:

[mtnHov]

54. Ch-heney

? will Cheney cut and run like Rummy, or just kill himself?...
I need to know the last piece of this puzzle....thanx in advance

[KamaAina]

56. Three mores year! Three mores year!

Oh well, at least Snowjob is still "white house speaker" :sarcasm:

Time for us Dems to get crackin' on the sorry state of public education. Obviously "No Child's Behind Left" is producing yet another generation of morans...

edit: what separates us from the animals is the ability to recognize typos and fix them...

[Vert]

57. HA HA!

I especially loved the bumpersticker.

[jahyarain]

58. huh...

"I cant wait to see you people picking up the pieces of your dead rotten stinkin family members after one of those idiots blows them self up at one of your gatherings or protests. Maybe in your neighborhood. Or on your bus. I hope they blow you and your family to little pieces of nothing, and all you will have to remember them is a piece of bloody clothing." :wtf:

BITCH, FUCK YOU! AND EVERY GODLESS CONSERVATIVE THAT INBREEDS LIKE YOU! :mad:

[jahyarain]

59. "So I tried to think, then gave up."

smart boy. you just saved yourself an aneurysm.

[depakid]

60. God I love the hate mail bag

With few exceptions, these little missives expose them for the ignorant, selfish and hateful breed they are.

With a Big HAHAHA!

~Depa

[DUBYASCREWEDUS]

61. Very true!

And I'm sure they all have the necessary flags flying from their car antennas as well as the flag bumper stickers and let's not forget the "W'04" sticker still on the bumper!

[cagoldensun5050]

64. Stop! Stop! I can't take it anymore!!!

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Megahurtz]

65. Hahahahaha!!! Good responses, you guys!

:rofl:
How the hell can some people stand to live like that? :wtf:

[greiner3]

68. I figure another million or so years;

The old saying, "Give a large enough number of monkeys typewriters and they'll recreate Shakespeare's complete works," comes close to this posting:

From: "paulo wilson" <----------.NET>
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 17:14:18 -0400
Subject: fredom

where is the free speech ?where is the fredom of expression ? by change by pression ! the abc series to tell the story the way clinton likes to hear . its a shame . and mr .. bush the one that you guys bash ! and blame ! from an hurricane or to protect the americans citizens from terrorrists ,that never been confront by your hero ! that one that make decisions base on pool > by pool .pw

While definitely a work by Shakespeare, this is a start. Some of the words are spelled correctly and punctuation was used, though randomly. You might say that a monkey typed this email, although no one would believe you!

[geniph]

69. Ah, we now have #3 in the Classic Hate Mailbag posts -

to join the illustrious company of "Conservatives are the smart" and "you just made me go Code Brown in my pants" we now have "I tried to think, then gave up."

Seriesly, these morans are hughly screwn. !!!111!!!!!

Oh, and the one that wants us to be blown up - bite my crank, you "looser" nutbag.

[Laurab]

71. Can anyone interpret this one?

"From: "paulo wilson" <----------.NET>
Date: Fri, 8 Sep 2006 17:14:18 -0400
Subject: fredom

where is the free speech ?where is the fredom of expression ? by change by pression ! the abc series to tell the story the way clinton likes to hear . its a shame . and mr .. bush the one that you guys bash ! and blame ! from an hurricane or to protect the americans citizens from terrorrists ,that never been confront by your hero ! that one that make decisions base on pool > by pool .pw"


I mean even spelling the words right doesn't help this one!

[Gman]

72. HA HA!

[ladym55]

73. Umm, I'm noticing something here

Why is it that no one writing hate mail can SPELL??? Even BASIC words ... c'mon all you brilliant right-wing, highly educated conservatives. Geez. You are even struggling with your four letter words.

Some sort of appropriate use of capitalization and punctuation would also be a thrill--especially since you all firmly believe you are really, really sharp.

Hmmm. :shrug:

[cagoldensun5050]

75. Including that very word that they claim to love and accuse us of hating...

FREEDOM!!! :patriot:

[uppityperson]

74. Thank you for this, was hoping you would update the hate mailbag.

Thank you and Ha Ha.

[seaj11]

76. reading between the lines

Your site is appropriately called "Democratic Underground" as everyone that operates and uses the site has their heads buried in the sand.

I registered to post some dissenting yet dissenting messages and was banned almost immediately.

I guess you're admitting your head's buried in the sand, then?

Some of these people honestly scare me; most just make me laugh.