DEMS PROPOSE ‘VIETNAM STUDY GROUP’ — TO KEEP BUSH IN VIETNAM

[Don Davis]

After getting past their election of a Majority Leader, Democrats are now showing great resolve and unity in proposing the creation of “The Vietnam Study Group,” intended to explore ways keep Bush in Vietnam.

Bush, who’s visiting Vietnam for a summit of Asia-Pacific leaders, was presented with a colorful bouquet of flowers, thus prompting him to assert “that if we stay the course in Iraq for 30 more years, perhaps we can finally get flowers there too.”

Bush also drew another lesson from Vietnam, saying that “if we don’t fight the terrorists over there in Iraq, they’ll be taking over all of the neighborhood businesses in the United States.”

The Democrats’ proposal was greeted with bi-partisan enthusiasm, especially by the advisers of Bush 41. As one anonymous source, strongly believed to be Brent Scowcroft, said: “If we can get the Vietnamese to rough Dubya’ up a little, maybe he won’t be so gung-ho about rushing to war.”

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[whistle]

1. If we could just get Dubya on tape uttering these sorts of things

:shrug: