Taser 'Em All
Written by Alan Mittelstaedt
LA Weekly
The Iranian-American punk who provoked — yes, provoked — the taser attack at UCLA should be expelled for momentarily distracting the entire world from more meaningful thoughts. Mostafa Tabatabainejad, a.k.a. Mad Mr. T-14 for short, is a U.S. citizen — so we can only boot him out of school. But he must understand that the last thing the public consciousness can handle is another case of a whiny videotaped wannabe–brutality victim seeking a multimillion-dollar verdict from an embattled public institution.
We want so badly for him to lose, bigtime. Not because Officer Terrence Duren, who needlessly and recklessly tasered him five times, acted like anything closely resembling a responsible cop. Duren, who had been fired from the Long Beach Police Department nearly two decades ago, probably never should have been hired. But we can’t wait to hear the jury chortle when they hear what Mad Mr. T-14 said as officers moved in to arrest him: “Am I the only martyr?”
Ladies and gentlemen, this was not a Martin Luther King Jr. moment at the UCLA library at 11 p.m. on November 14. Mad Mr. T-14 was merely asked to show his ID as part of the security measures to ensure that students were the only people using the library late at night. Big deal if the asshole cop thought he looked like a terrorist.
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Our advice to Mad Mr. T-14: We’ll call off our demands that you be expelled, if you call off all of the campus protests by your idealistic classmates, who are lucky there isn’t a draft. Fire your lawyer — you won’t be needing one anymore — and get back to the library to study up on the role of real martyrs in American history. Also, you might want to get a necklace and place your student ID in plain sight 24/7 for all of the ill-trained, reactionary campus pigs to see.
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Last Updated ( Tuesday, 21 November 2006 )
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