BUSH REJECTS TIMES TABLE, AS TOO CONFUSING

[Don Davis]

As the debate over an exit strategy from Iraq continues to dominate the headlines, President Bush has reaffirmed his rejection of a times table, as too hopelessly confusing.

As he struggled to adjust his watch to new time zones during his trip to the Middle East, Bush said that the American people have very bad childhood memories about times tables, and would not want to repeat that experience with Iraq.

Bush added that “stay the course” is a lot easier to understand than such complicated problems as “Shia X Sunni = Civil War.” He also indicated that he still doesn’t get the equation of “Stupidity X Arrogance = Quagmire Squared.”

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[Ha Ha Ha Oh Wow]

1. How do I multiply numbers?

1 x 0 is 0?
WHOA.

[havocmom]

2. Without family $$ and connections, he would be asking the guys at the bus station

if it was time for him to get on yet.

[driver8]

5. Without family $$ and connections, he would be asking people...

"You want fries with that?"

[havocmom]

6. I know people who manage fast food establishments. No, he wouldn't

They have standards and the job requires a brain.

He'd be sleeping in bus stations and pretending he was going someplace.

[driver8]

7. I didn't say he would be managing it.

I know people who manage fast food places, too.

They are hard workers and have to think on their feet!

Actually, I hate to make light of anyone's profession. Anyone who works at a job and works hard
deserves respect.

[havocmom]

8. Saying the managers HIRE brighter people than DimSon

They ALL work hard and we know that is beyond the brush whacker too ;)

[Greyhound]

3. "too confusing", he says the same thing about the maze on the back of his Captain Crunch cereal box.

...and he's smarter than everybody that voted for him. It would be funny if it weren't true.

[Brazenly Liberal]

4. Numbers too high to count even with his socks off and his drawers down

If change involves more than 21 of anything, it's just easier to stay the course.

[Virginia Dare]

9. Time for Mommy to get the flash cards out again...n/t