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Don Davis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:10 AM
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EVANGELICALS DEMAND A 'WHITE CHOCOLATE' JESUS
The Christian Right had no problem with the concept of an anatomically correct “Chocolate Jesus,” but was adamantly opposed to a “racially incorrect Chocolate Jesus.”

READ MORE at: http://satiricalpolitical.com/?p=687
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TechBear_Seattle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:13 AM
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1. Excellent satire! n/t
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whistle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:14 AM
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2. More specially the "racially incorrect DARK Chocolate Jesus"
....which appears to have been made from 70% cocoa and glistening shiny to boot!
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 08:29 AM
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3. I demand Peep Christ
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Maeve Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 11:28 AM
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6. All we are saying is give Peeps a chance! eom
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TlalocW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:19 AM
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4. Chocolate Jesus... Mmmmm... Sacri-licious
I figured it was just the next step in the evolution/intelligent design of Easter candies - chocolate eggs, chocolate bunnies... Chocolate Jesus.

Chocolate Jesus sounds like a pimp name. Actually, so does White Chocolate, which I've told co-workers is my street name.

TlalocW
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Wilber_Stool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Apr-04-07 09:37 AM
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5. Eat me.
Deserts 24:16
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