More Phony Myths (from Karl Rove)

[groovedaddy]

Karl Rove was impressed with Barack Obama when he first met him. But now he sees him as a “coolly arrogant” elitist.

This was Rove’s take on Obama to Republicans at the Capitol Hill Club Monday, according to Christianne Klein of ABC News:

“Even if you never met him, you know this guy. He’s the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.”

Actually, that sounds more like W.

The cheap populism is really rich coming from Karl Rove. When was the last time he kicked back with a corncob pipe to watch professional wrestling?

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/06/25/opinion/25dowd.html?th&emc=th

[ET Awful]

1. Hell half the country clubs Karl's talking about wouldn't have Obama as a member

he's a tad too dark for their standards.

[freesqueeze]

2. Interesting

Shrub's dad was President..McCain's dad was an admiral..Obama's dad was absent.

Good luck selling that turd, Karl.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

3. KO did a number on this one last night

And, I might add, the "country club" to which Rove refers is hardly a place that would have allowed Obama to be a member.

I am certain that Fuckface, Rove's true love interest, belongs to lots of nice, white country clubs.

Rove will always be the fat boy no one wants to play with. The obnoxious kid who gets beaten up in the schoolyard. By a girl. (True story.)

So now we know that Obama threatens Rove on a primal sexual level.

Good.

[BonnieJW]

4. Rove is the kid who got shoved in a locker and

no one would let him out.

[Tangerine LaBamba]

5. After they

pantsed him.

[MasonJar]

6. Rove actually has the nerve to talk about someone making snide

remarks...spoken like a true advocate of the W School of Diplomacy. Oh, I forgot, the originator of that same school.