I was recently out for an afternoon ride on Rusty, my quarter horse, when we came upon my neighbor, who rents my pasture for his cattle. One of his cows had given birth to twin calves. Not good. They’re often premature, undersized and weak. The mother’s likely to choose the stronger calf and leave the other to die—bovine Darwinism. Paul was trying to coax the little white heifer, all spindly legs and big brown eyes, to stand and nurse from her mother’s teats. Without fresh mother’s milk, colostrum, she wouldn’t get antibodies needed to survive. He wasn’t having much luck. The heifer’s mother was already showing signs of ignoring her for the stronger bull calf.
I volunteered to bottle-feed her if Paul would teach me. He allowed as how she’d be mine if I could keep her alive, which he doubted. He and his wife came by to show me the ropes.
By morning, she was substantially weaker, unable to stand, barely able to nurse a bottle. Paul showed me how to tube-feed, inserting a plastic tube down her throat and pouring milk into a hotwater bottle hung from a nail.
On the third day, I drove off to fetch frozen colostrum on what I feared was a fool’s errand. I half expected to find her dead when I returned. Instead, she was standing, sniffing noses with Fred the basset hound.
I named her Layla, after the Eric Clapton song. The extended melodic piano and guitar ride at the end has often brought tears to my wife’s eyes. Besides, Layla definitely had me on my knees, feeding her a bottle.
At six weeks, Layla appears to think she’s a basset hound, although she knows I’m her mother. She definitely knows where the milk’s kept—inside the house—so she spends lots of time on the front porch, snoozing with the dogs and mooing for supper. I’d been told that cows had strongly marked personalities, but I had no clue. My own feelings about this little calf, one among thousands in a county inhabited by far more cows than people, have surprised me. Have I given up T-bones ? Not yet. Layla, however, will never enter the food chain.
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