Bicycle Enthusiasts are Terrorists - Democratic Underground

Stingo

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Mon Jan-05-09 10:27 AM
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Bicycle Enthusiasts are Terrorists

The Washington Post ran a stellar report yesterday about illegal surveillance by the Maryland Police, which stooped to investigating people advocating for bicycle lanes in cities. Oh, the HORROR! Bicycle lanes. A coincidence that the Maryland government at the time was run by Robert Ehrlich and Michael Steele, both Republicans? No.

http://allspinzone.com/wp/2009/01/05/bicycle-enthusiasts-are-terrorists/

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Stingo

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Mon Jan-05-09 11:32 AM
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1. Are none of you cyclists?

Defend yourselves!

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Soylent Brice

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Mon Jan-05-09 12:00 PM
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2. i'm not, but i'll pretend:

Edited on Mon Jan-05-09 12:01 PM by Soilent Brice

DAMN THOSE VILE BASTARDS!!!

all we wanted was a lane or whatever so we could plant roaside bombs easier... :sarcasm:

what a bunch of dumbasses. next you'll need a license to ride a bike.

edit: for bad grammar, as usual.

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awoke_in_2003

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Mon Jan-05-09 03:21 PM
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7. "you'll need a license to ride a bike"

I could see that happening. As cities and states are getting in financial tight spots, they come up with creative ways to generate more income. First it was those damn traffic cameras, who knows what they will come up with next.

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Soylent Brice

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Mon Jan-05-09 04:35 PM
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10. good thing i teleport to work everyday...

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wellstone dem

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Mon Jan-05-09 12:17 PM
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3. I for one

can't carry any terrorist implements because it would add weight and slow me down.

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Stingo

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Mon Jan-05-09 02:19 PM
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4. I like carrying a baby

But I'm hesitant to make him carry C$ or anything. He's a bit of a fumbler, anyway.

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awoke_in_2003

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Mon Jan-05-09 03:23 PM
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8. C4 is light...

making it ideal to use your bike in the (soon to be coming) War on Easter :)

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baldguy

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Mon Jan-05-09 02:23 PM
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5. First they came for the bicyclists, then they came for the photographers...

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Stingo

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Mon Jan-05-09 02:57 PM
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6. Photographers? Yikes!

Dammit, that's me!

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baldguy

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Mon Jan-05-09 03:25 PM
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9. Amtrak photo contestant arrested by Amtrak police in NYC’s Penn Station

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x4761691

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