The Sushi Bandit
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:29 PM
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Florida Approves Jesus Christ License Plate |
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:29 PM
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1. "Look, ma! No hands!!" |
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:30 PM
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2. Dead, tortured Jew on a stick. Lovely. n/t |
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:32 PM
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3. That means they'll have to approve a Wicca plate, Pagan plate, Athiest plate, |
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Edited on Tue Apr-28-09 04:34 PM by xultar
a Satanic plate,
all the religions or non religions they hate will need a plate. I'm gonna move to FL and get me a Wicca plate, I cannot wait!!!
This is gonna be fun.
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:36 PM
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6. I want one with a Medicine Wheel on it |
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or a Heart and Wings or an Om or a Mogan David or a pentagram! How 'bout one with all symbols?
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:42 PM
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11. A Court ruled otherwise |
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There was a federal court ruling that states did not have to accomodate all religious or other beliefs when issuing licence plates.
I believe it was a southern state ruling, I'll have to look it up.
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:33 PM
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4. Can we get one with animal sacrifice too? |
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:34 PM
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5. And some idiot will stick it on their car and think it will protect them |
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while they drive like a maniac, cut people off, run red lights, and exhibit road rage.
Nice. :eyes:
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:38 PM
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:39 PM
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8. Wouldn't you be? (Pssst - it's your monitor, he looks Mormon white to me) |
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Edited on Tue Apr-28-09 04:40 PM by imdjh
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:47 PM
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13. looks blue to me, as well. maybe he is sad because of the idiots who use him as their |
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reason for being total idiots.
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:41 PM
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9. Here's a hysterical thread about this from yesterday: |
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:42 PM
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10. this will open the door for license plates who want to marry animals. |
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:sarcasm:
i love how florida reminds me constantly that i hate it.
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:47 PM
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12. I actually had a torrid affair with a vanity plate from KS..... |
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her name was LUS LIPS.
I'm still in litigation over the palimony suit.
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Tue Apr-28-09 04:49 PM
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14. let's see--the limp dick state is now issuing religious plates? can I get a flying spaghetti |
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monster on MY plates? or the willendorf venus?
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Tue Apr-28-09 05:55 PM
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15. Yea, i want a FSM plate too! |
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Tue Apr-28-09 06:41 PM
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16. Maybe someone down there should put forth a proposal for a Muslim plate. Of course |
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it'll be turned down, then they can sue. I'd be interested in hearing how they can explain approving one religious plate and then deny another.
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Tue Apr-28-09 07:11 PM
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17. Well then I demand a Goddess plate |
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and I want it NOW!!! Goddess Damn it!! ;)
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Tue Apr-28-09 07:16 PM
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Tue Apr-28-09 09:21 PM
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I believe Woody Allen said it best in "Hannah" (via Max Von Sydow) "If Jesus came back today, and saw what they were doing in his name; he'd never stop throwing up!" Priceless....
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Tue Apr-28-09 10:02 PM
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21. This is the state license |
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Wed Apr-29-09 08:40 AM
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22. Well, that will make them easier to identify and avoid. |
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And do they really want a picture of a dead guy who had been tortured on a license plate that says 'Sunshine State'???
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Wed Apr-29-09 09:35 AM
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...always said, 'Jesus does not need a PR campaign based on bumper stickers and license plates'
Having a picture on your tag of Pre-Zombie Jesus is sort of creepy....but, he does seem to have nice Pectorals...
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Wed Apr-29-09 11:55 AM
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24. Quite tastefully done though. If a naked dead guy is tasteful. |
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Wed Apr-29-09 04:17 PM
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25. Will I go to Hell.... |
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If i'm involved in a rear end collision??
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Wed Apr-29-09 05:16 PM
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26. If people want pictures on their car, why can't they use a bumper sticker like everyone else? |
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Wed Apr-29-09 05:58 PM
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27. That portrait is ridiculous |
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Jesus, being an Aramaic-speaking Levantine Jew, would have looked like an unshaven smaller version of Jeff Goldblum. Instead, this portrayal of him look like a trimly-bearded, hippie version of Brad Pitt. Instead of a Jew from Palestine, they make him into a bleached blond California surf bum. But that's the way of the extremist right: instead of God making us in his image, they make God into their image. Their next generation of Jesus portrayals will probably have him with a beer belly, an Alan Jackson cowboy hat and a plaid hunting shirt, and instead of crucifixion, will have him die by a shotgun blast to the face administered by a balding, snarling, vice-president. "Forgive him, Ronnie, for he knows not where he aims."
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Thu Apr-30-09 11:58 AM
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remember good people"every knee shall bow"on political matters I agree with most of the post,but you Anti-Christians,need to get your lives in order.
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