Yet another eloquent hate mail....

[vinylsolution]

I thought you'd all like to see this charming e-mail I received this morning, from a guy called Bryan Roquemore.

(his e-mail address is [e-mail], in case any of you would like to congratulate him on his linguistic prowess)

"ur the most ridiculous mother fuckin liberal i have ever seen. u have a dick so far up ur ass u cant think. obama is a lil bitch and i hope u get murdered. go fuck yourself and ur gay ass little sticker company haha u bitches"

And this was my reply:

Many thanks for your entertaining words, Bryan. It's always a pleasure to read something from an easily-scared, knuckle-dragging, pin-dick loser like yourself. Reading, writing, and thinking are not your primary strengths, are they?

If you ever dared to venture out of your mom's basement, you'd notice that the 21st century has finally arrived. America elected its first black president by a landslide, so you'd better get used to the idea of social progress. Rather a Harvard law professor in The White House than a West Point flunker like John McCain, huh?

Anyway, many thanks for sending us your name and e-mail address. We have passed these on to the our local FBI office, and they will be contacting you in due course.

We wish you, Glenn Beck, Sean Hannity, and Sarah Palin, a lifetime of white trash happiness together.

Rich.

[yellerpup]

1. Sweet reply!

What an asshat Bryan is. :kick:

[rd_kent]

2. I think you did a fine job on the reply. n/t

[graywarrior]

3. Why did he send that to you?

[vinylsolution]

5. He must have seen one of my stickers....

.... and experienced an attack of instantly-full-diaper syndrome.

Nice to know we Progressives present such a terrifying threat to these idiots!

[graywarrior]

6. Oouu, I MUST email him

I love your response.

[felinetta]

16. vinylsolution - where did you get that great bumper sticker?

[Kookaburra]

4. Pardon my ignorance, but

why is that guy sending you hateful emails?

(I almost asked why he was sending hateful, illiterate emails, but I figured out the illiterate part :) )

[MineralMan]

7. Yah, I sent him an email.

Asked him about the tires and cool wheels he's selling on Craig's List. It's a bit far for me to drive to look at them, though.

[pipi_k]

8. Geez...give the guy a little credit, anyway...

He didn't do that bad a job for someone who probably flunked second grade 16 times



:+

[odai123]

9. Gee, it sure would be a shame if anyone submitted his e-mail address to a spam list...

Hypothetically speaking, of course ;)

[vinylsolution]

10. Or to a company....

.... selling incontinence wear.

[Politicalboi]

11. Of course

:rofl:
Because that wouldn't be a nice thing to do to someone.

[madmax]

13. Hypothetically, lol

I like you! Welcome to DU. :fistbump:

[verges]

12. Slight factual error:

McCain was an Annapolis flunker; not West Point.

[kristopher]

14. You should consider editing that and resending it.

Put in the header "I'm sorry I mis-spoke." Then explain that you really meant to write "needle-dick" not "pin-dick."

[Joanne98]

15. Luv the reply

[OneBlueSky]

17. English major, was he? . . . n/t

.

[BirminghamExaminer]

18. I submitted his email address to some penis enlargement product forums

hehehehehe

[road2000]

19. That's a good one.

It would be interesting if he received, concurrently, spam for breast enlargement treatments.

[vinylsolution]

20. Sweeeeeeet.....

I bet Bryan's 'reduced' manhood is the cause of most of his problems. And of course, Libruls are to blame for that!

And he's probably just had the busiest 24 hours of his life, since he flunked out of Santa Margarita Catholic High School.