charlyvi
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Sun May-23-04 10:20 PM
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This is from Daily Kos:
More Bush lies? by kos Sun May 23rd, 2004 at 20:18:22 EDT
Here's the official story line from Crawford: President Bush took a spill during a Saturday afternoon bike ride on his ranch, suffering bruises and cuts that were visible later on his face just two days before he was to deliver a major prime-time speech on his Iraq policy. The president was nearing the end of a 17-mile ride on his mountain bike, accompanied by a Secret Service agent, a military aide and his personal physician, Richard Tubb, who treated him at the scene, said White House spokesman Trent Duffy.
"It's been raining a lot and the topsoil is loose," Duffy said. "You know this president. He likes to go all-out. Suffice it to say he wasn't whistling show tunes."
So it's been raining a lot in Crawford, we are told. So here's the recent precipitation levels from Crawford: May 22: 0" May 21: 0" May 20: 0" May 19: 0" May 18: 0" May 17: 0" May 16: 0" May 15: 0" May 14: 0.03" May 13: 2.79" May 12: 0" May 11: 0.15" May 10: 0" May 9: 0" May 13th saw some serious rain, but other than some sprinkles on the 14th, Crawford saw nothing but sun. In the last week alone, the temperature was in the high 80s the entire time. So rain on the 13th and (barely) 14th was blamed for a Bush fall on the 22nd. As everything else, it wasn't Bush's fault. Nothing is Bush's fault.
Ever.
Liars.
GO KOS!!!!
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Jmeyers130
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Sun May-23-04 10:30 PM
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to explain why the president is a dumb fuck...see, he was drinking some jim beam and stopped to leave some on the trail. he then backtracked to pick up the vial of nosecandy he dropped, and on the way back forward, he skidded out on his chunks and fell. then he stood up and fell again, and again, repeated about a dozen times. true story, or true enough to me.
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Sun May-23-04 10:34 PM
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Sun May-23-04 10:45 PM
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3. Obviously then there is an unmarked fault line at the ranch. |
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Karen Hughes can't be blamed for all the tremors.
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Mon May-24-04 08:06 AM
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4. Some other scenarios I thought of |
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Mon May-24-04 07:43 PM
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8. Now that's suitable for framing! |
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Your "A Night at the White House" is an instant classic
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Mon May-24-04 10:57 AM
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5. Good catch - pretzels, rain, whatever works to keep the naked emperor's |
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obvious alcohol problem covered up.
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Mon May-24-04 02:38 PM
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6. he fell off end of story |
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Mon May-24-04 03:02 PM
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7. he did it for the sailors |
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the sailors asked him to fall on his face.
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