How Miss USA will push the secret Muslim agenda

[babylonsister]

How Miss USA will push the secret Muslim agenda
A leaked memo confirms a nefarious plot to infiltrate America using the one weapon we can't resist: Total hotness
By Wajahat Ali

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Salon/Reuters

Miss Michigan Rima Fakih


The following is a work of satire. Or is it?

MEMORANDUM

To: The Muslim World

From: Evil Muslims Worldwide, Inc.™

Re: "The Muslim Agenda: Or, How to Infiltrate America by Learning to Love Ridiculously Good Looking People in The Miss USA Pageant"

This is a transcription and translation of a meeting recently held in Arizona, U.S.A, the global headquarters for Evil Muslims Worldwide, Inc.™ Several evil dignitaries were present either in person or via Skype. Their identities have been protected.
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A bearded man of average height and brownish hue dismounts his distinguished, but very evil, camel and proceeds to address the distinguished evil guests in a very evil, foreign language.

Gentleman, our nefarious plots for infiltrating America and creating a "politically correct, Islamo-pandering climate" has yielded mixed results. We need a new strategy.

It seems that our initial plan of violence and intimidation has backfired. Amateurish acts of terrorism in Times Square, failed underwear bombs on airplanes, and the introduction of hummus has done little to curry the favor (Speaker nods to Pakistani Representative) of the American people to our cause.

As you know, we are at the cusp of completely taking over and Islamicizing America. What, with our 0 Muslim Justices on the Supreme Court, 0 Muslim American owners of major media corporations, 2 Muslim American congressmen with impeccable records and high popularity ratings dominating 433 non-Muslim congressmen -- and now Obama as president! (Gives a knowing look to the Kenyan Representative for successfully implementing "The Kenyan Birth Agenda")

Our influential network of covert spies even brainwashed Food Network's Rachael Ray to wear a keffiyeh during her stint as a Dunkin Donuts-monger! We even have News Commentators imagining using falafels and loofahs to sexually harass their young producers! We're at the precipice of creating Sharia USA!

However, we need a game changer.

After spending considerable amounts of money and time performing sophisticated research on Google and sifting through countless pages of pornography (for research purposes only), we have discovered the American people do not cower when confronted with terrorism. Also, many are not inspired by complex discussions on foreign policy, and most are not motivated by intellectual debates concerning global affairs.

However, our research has conclusively shown that all Americans respond positively to one thing: hotness.

more...

http://www.salon.com/life/beauty_pageants/index.html?story=/mwt/feature/2010/05/18/plot_to_infiltrate_america_through_miss_usa

[NJmaverick]

1. K&R

[IcyPeas]

7. She did David Letterman's .....

Top 10 list last night. You know, I'm sure it was all in some kind of code or something.

Here, check it out....

http://www.cbs.com/late_night/late_show/video/?pid=GlyXzZ5jm7gBphkBOaP8iHn1yoczR7Qv

(actually, she is adorable)

[pinboy3niner]

2. K&R

Just for fun--we can use a brief respite from all the insanity . . .

:kick:

[Change Happens]

3. Praise Allah and the nice ass! Viva Rima!!!

[BunkerHill24]

4. Nice.......K&R

:kick:
& R (real beauty)

[kelly1mm]

5. And pole dancing too! Muslim Hottie Pole Dancers will be the end

of the USA!

Link

http://www.tmz.com/2010/05/17/miss-usa-2010-rima-fakih-miss-michigan-pole-dancing-stripping/

[Doctor_J]

6. A Muslin president AND Miss America.

If we could just get Ryan Seacrest to convert, it would be lights out for Christians.