Sarah Palin inks deal to sell “Palin’s Pee-Pee Power Pills” on QVC

[Joanne98]

Always quick to pounce on a big opportunity, political entertainer Sarah Palin today announced she has signed a $5-million deal to hawk sex enhancement products on QVC.

"If you're tired of being limp and impotent, I'm here to help," said Palin. "Why, I'll make millions just from the lamestream media."

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The deal comes after Palin's recent comments on the Sean Hannity Show:

"Those who are impotent and limp and gutless and they go on their anonymous - sources that are anonymous - and impotent, limp and gutless reporters take anonymous sources and cite them as being factual references," Palin said in her criticism of the press. "It just slays me because it's so absolutely clear what the state of yellow journalism is today that they would take these anonymous sources as fact."

The product Palin will pitch will be known as "Palin's Pee-Pee Power Pills." The pills will only be placebos and Palin has admitted she knows nothing about male sexual problems.

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2010/9/3/898830/-Sarah-Palin-inks-deal-to-sell-Palins-Pee-Pee-Power-Pills-on-QVC

[daleanime]

1. You would think....

that it would work the other way around.:evilgrin:

[Wilber_Stool]

2. It's not a male sexual problem Sara.

You're just not worth a fuck.

[Tansy_Gold]

4. DING DING DING! Another Golden Glob Award!

:yourock:



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[Wilber_Stool]

12. One good scream deserves another.............n/t

[HipChick]

3. What is her obession with sexual imagery about?

Tawd no longer meeting expectations?

[mindwalker_i]

11. Can't say I blame him

Looking at her makes my dick limp faster than it getting run over by Amtrak... or something...

On edit: that made absolutely no sense. I guess thinking about Palin made my brain go limp too. Generally, that's not easy to do.

[Marie Marie]

5. I can only imagine that she has made

many a thinking man's dick go limp. So maybe she does know something about male impotency. Like one of my male friends told me recently, he wouldn't even fuck her with someone else's dick.

[formercia]

6. Sarah eats too much testosterone for her own good..

She leaves a swath of limp dicks wherever she goes.

[Jade Fox]

7. I predicted she was headed for infomercials.....nt

[hatrack]

8. "Also."

:rofl:

[classysassy]

9. Greed is good

The Wall Street Wacko.John McCain let the Genie out of the bottle and the bitch refuse to go back.

[mindwalker_i]

10. That's what I call trickle down!