Wake Me, Shake Me (James Howard Kunstler)

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James Howard Kunstler -- World News Trust

Feb. 28, 2011 -- A quickening of events pulses through lands where for so long time stood still, and the oil -- what's left of it -- lies locked for the moment beneath hot sands -- woe upon all ye soccer moms! -- while Colonel Gadhafi ponders the Mussolini option -- that is, to be hoisted up a lamp-post on a high-C piano wire until his head bursts like a rotten pomegranate.

Then the good folk of Libya can fight amongst themselves for the swag, loot, and ka-chingling oil revenues he left behind. Meanwhile, Hillary Clinton scowls on the sidelines knowing how bad it would look if U.S. marines actually hit the shores of Tripoli (and perhaps how fruitless it might turn out to be). And Italian grandmothers across the Mediterranean wonder why there's no gas to fire up the orecchiette con cime di rapa (a pasta dish).

The fluxes of springtime run cruelly across the sands of Araby, clear into Persia where the ayatollahs' vizeers toy with uranium centrifuges and 30 million young people wonder how long they will allow bearded ignoramuses to tell them how to pull their pants on in the morning. Along about now, I wouldn't feel secure standing next to somebody lighting a cigarette in that part of the world.

Pretty soon we're going to find out just how fragile things are in the Kingdom of Saudi Arabia, there at the heart of things oily. Last week, King Abdullah wobbled out of his intensive care unit to spread a little surplus cash around the surging population, but let's remember that their share of the oil "welfare" has been going down steadily in recent years -- a simple matter of numbers really. Putting aside even the common folk, a thousand princes from dozens of different tribes pace restively in the background awaiting the struggle that must follow King Abdullah's overdue transmigration to the farther shore. All along the western coast of the Persian Gulf and down toward the Horn of Africa, dark forces stir. Fuses sputter in Kingdoms from Bahrain to Yemen.

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1. How poetic 'transmigration to the farther shore'