by Bill Cope
Boise Weekly
April 13, 2011
Delighted to hear you're running for re-election, sir. You can count on me. But before we get started, I have a question. When you're sitting alone in the Oval Office, in between crises and catastrophes and budget confrontations and having to put up with attacks from creeps like Newt Gingrich and Donald Trump and Michele Bachmann, do you ever wonder how things might be different today if right after you took office, you'd told Nancy Pelosi and Eric Holder to go ahead and investigate the hell out of the Bush bastards?
I got to thinking about it last weekend, while watching that movie about Valerie Plame. Fair Game. I recommend it most highly if you and Michelle haven't seen it. Both Naomi Watts and Sean Penn are near to perfect in it. Plus watching Penn act always makes me reflect on how those Hollywood liberals the whiny conservatives are always bitching about have all the talent and intelligence, while all the right has is Chuck Norris and Dennis Miller.
But listen, if you do a Redbox run, I'd get something else for Sasha and Malia because Fair Game probably isn't something they'd enjoy. What we did when our girl was their age, we'd rent Free Willy or Babe whenever we got ourselves something too grown-uppy for her. 'Course, you need two DVD players and two TVs if ... ah, but look at me here, telling you how to raise your kids. Don't mind me, Mr. President. You're doing just fine without any advice from me.
And that's not why I wrote, anyway. The deal is, Fair Game was ultimately a damn depressing movie because going into it, I already knew how it turned out, which is, essentially, that all the vermin in the Bush administration got away with it. Karl Rove and Dick Cheney exposed a CIA agent, ruined her career and got away with it. Scooter Libby, the little sap actually convicted of the treason, was given a full pardon and got away with it. And need I say, Mr. President, the larger offense is that they lied America into an endless war, killing and maiming thousands of U.S. soldiers and God only knows how many Iraqi civilians in the process, and got away with it?
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