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Edited on Sun Apr-17-11 01:27 AM by freshwest
1. You shall have no other gods before me.
GOP: Not even the god of Mammon? 2. You shall not make for yourself any carved image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth; you shall not bow down to them nor serve them. For I, the Lord your God, am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers on the children to the third and fourth generations of those who hate me, but showing mercy to thousands, to those who love Me and keep My commandments.
GOP: :Lord, we only deify your servant Ronald Reagan. 3. You shall not take the name of the Lord your God in vain, for the Lord will not hold him guiltless who takes His name in vain.
GOP: Does not apply when Bush and Cheney do it.
4. Remember the Sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days you shall labor and do all your work, but the seventh day is the Sabbath of the Lord your God. In it you shall do no work: you, nor your son, nor your daughter, nor your manservant, nor your maidservant, nor your cattle, nor your stranger who is within your gates. For in six days the Lord made the heavens and the earth, the sea, and all that is in them, and rested the seventh day. Therefore the Lord blessed the Sabbath day and hallowed it.
GOP: WalMart and McDonald's are exempted from this one. 5. Honor your father and your mother, that your days may be long upon the land which the Lord your God is giving you.
GOP: Only if they don't need social security or health care. 6. You shall not murder.
GOP: Killing people in wars isn't murder, it's good business. 7. You shall not commit adultery.
GOP: Unless you're too worried about the USA like Newt. 8. You shall not steal.
GOP: Everything belongs to us, don't dare say we stole anything. 9. You shall not bear false witness against your neighbor.
GOP: Lying about liberals is a virtue and God approves of it. 10. You shall not covet your neighbor’s house; you shall not covet your neighbor’s wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his donkey, nor anything that is your neighbor’s.”
GOP: After foreclosure, it's not our neighbor's house, etc. so no way you can get us on this one.
Before Gohmert lectures, he can talk to his own party who have broken every single one of the old list. Or present this GOP list. To be amended at will.
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