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Keith Bee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:26 PM
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Why won't President Obama release a photo of Osama bin Laden in hell?
When will Barack Obama finally release, to the American people, the photographic proof of Osama bin Laden in hell, with Ken Cuccinelli and the rest of his "Virginans"? Look, Mr. President: 61 percent of Americans already believe Osama bin Laden is in hell. All we're asking is for you to prove that you stand with a majority of Americans, and officially make that belief true.

The world must see bin Laden roasting in the lake of fire, in order to discourage future would-be terrorists from taking up arms against us. How can Americans feel any sense of closure, at all, without the image of the al-Qaida leader suffering eternal torment at the hands of the devil? Until we have definitive evidence of bin Laden weeping and gnashing his teeth for all eternity, tortured forever by the Beast, we will never prove to those conspiratorial and superstitious Muslims that he has been punished for his wicked deeds.

While some may feel that simply announcing that bin Laden has been killed and justice served is enough, true leaders know that there can be no cleansing catharsis without either a ritual display of the body or at least assurances that the man's eternal soul will never know peace.

Mike Huckabee knows this. Sarah Palin knows this. Now is not the time to "pussy-foot around" the issue of a picture of Osama bin Laden in hell. The picture is part of "the mission," after all: We raid his compound, shoot him in the head, send the photo of his body around the world, and finally illustrate in unflinching detail his last, worst punishment.

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/05/05/osama_in_hell

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aquart Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:28 PM
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1. It is hard to get a camera down there.
But I'd pay good money for a shot of Rehnquist turning on a spit.
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bluestateguy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:30 PM
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2. Send a FOIA to Satan
and maybe we'll get the picture.
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Liberal Veteran Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 12:35 PM
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3. Be sure to address it "c/o News Corp/Fox News Division"
....to insure it gets to the right place.
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 01:09 PM
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4. Violation of separation of church and state.
Come on -- we don't want him doing anything unconstitutional. ;-)
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southernyankeebelle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 01:12 PM
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5. Sarah, Huckster don't have military soldiers in harms ways.
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N_E_1 for Tennis Donating Member (437 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu May-05-11 01:32 PM
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6. ***** Breaking News ******
The pictures are to be released. Not only the photos of the now nearly headless OBL, but with enhanced 3D videos.

It will take place this summer on a 1,256 city tour, reminiscent of the King Tut exhibit which toured the world.

Tickets will be only $159.99 for individuals, 309.99 for families, the collected funds will help to offset the National Debt.

"Digitally visit the room President Obama sat in to watch the action. Feel like you were there."

3D glasses will be provided at the door.

This is a once in a lifetime opportunity to view the "End of Terror" . Do not miss this.











SATIRE, of course. :beer:


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