Sarah Palin's ''The Ride of Paul Revere. Also.''

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Listen my children and you shall hear
Of the midnight ride of Paul Revere,
On the eighteenth of April, Nineteen Seventy-five;
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers what pants we wore that year.

He said to his friend, "If the British march
By land or jetski from the town to-night,
Ring a big bell in the belfry tower
Or maybe ring two, if you have the power.
And with your ale, don't get too wrecked."
His friend looked puzzled: "In what respect?"

Then Paul Revere, he took his gun
Because the British were trying to take all his fun
And rowed to the opposite shore to see
If the British had made it to Applebee's.
For Ron Paul Revere swore there to the hostess
That he would protect the salad bar mostest...

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