Morford: Why Hookers Love Republicans

[kskiska]

(snip)

"Bo, there's so many strippers and hookers in town to play 'hide the WMD' with these conservatives, it would make Larry Flynt proud. They flew in from London, Seattle, L.A., all over, just for this, because demand is so high."

"Wow! Wait wait wait, I'm confused. Aren't the Republicans supposed to be the 'moral,' sex-hating, anti-women, Bible-quoting ones? I don't get it."

"Worst-kept secret in all of politics, Bo. It's a fact: Demand for sex workers is at an all-time high when the GOP convention's in town. Hell, there was even a New York Daily News article about it a while back. These Repubs are such a desperately horny, repressed bunch, they just can't get enough of paying for 'amoral' sex. So ironic. If Middle America only knew how this group is so fulla perverts and horndogs, they'd have a fit."

"I bet they already know, and just don't wanna 'fess up to it? I mean, I even heard that little Johnny Ashcroft has a secret fetish for tequila and handcuffs."

"So true! It's funny, people think the GOP convention must be all about square dancing and white-wine spritzers and bow ties and wistful Reaganomics. Ha! Remember, BoBo, this is the party of guns and corporate money and repressed homosexuality and big oil, misogyny and Xanax addictions and war war war. These GOP boys have some good issues. Deep-seated anxieties and fears and the most extensive secret gay-porn collections you've ever seen! Cut these boys loose among their own and it's like putting a priest in a schoolyard."

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[NJCher]

1. republican perverts? Nah....

1) Republican Mayor Philip Giordano - 37 year sentence for sexually abusing 8 and 10 year old girls.
http://www.nbc30.com/news/2268479/detail.htmlDtopstories&id=56414,00.html

(2) Republican Congressman, Donald "Buz" Lukens, convicted of having sex with a minor.
http://www.time.com/time/archive/preview/from_redirect/0,10987,1101890213-151183 ,00.html

(3) Republican fundraiser, Richard A. Delgaudio, convicted of child porn charges.
http://www.thewbalchannel.com/news/2153721/detail.html

(4) Republican activist, Mark A. Grethen, convicted on six counts of sex crimes involving children.
http://www.orlandoweekly.com/weird/index.asp?now=3400

(5) Republican activist, Randal David Ankeney, convicted of assaulting a 14-year-old girl.
http://www.thedenverchannel.com/news/1130885/detail.html

(6) Republican Congressman, Dan Crane, had sex with a minor.
http://archive.salon.com/col/cona/1998/10/05cona.html

(7) Republican activist and Christian Coalition leader, Beverly Russell, admitted to an incestuous relationship with his step daughter.
http://wlo.org/nw/nww5.html

(8) Republican anti-abortion activist, John Allen Burt, was charged with sexual misconduct involving a 15 year old girl.
http://www.brojed.org/wwwboard/messages/14076.html

(9) Conservative radio talk host indicted on charge of indecency with child
http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/111203_local_matthews.html

(10) Republican congressman, Robert Bauman, was charged with having sex with a 16-year-old boy. http://www.glinn.com/news/h122989a.htm

(11) Republican activist, Marty Glickman convicted on four counts of unlawful sexual activity with a juvenile and one count of the delivery of LSD.
http://www.democraticunderground.com/top10/01/top10_2001_15.html

(12) Howard L. Brooks, a Republican staffer, charged with molesting a 12-year old boy and possession of child pornography.
http://www.sacbee.com/static/live/news/calreport/N2001-11-22-2300-0.html

(13) Republican Senate candidate, John Hathaway, was accused of having sex with his 12-year old baby sitter..
http://www..cascobayweekly.com/cbw/news/al01.31.02.stm

(14) Republican preacher, Stephen White, arrested after offering $20 to a 14-year-old boy to perform oral sex on him.
http://www.yaledailynews.com/article.asp?AID=23709

(15)Republican state Rep. Brent Parker arrested for soliciting sex from an undercover officer posing as a male prostitute.
http://www.sltrib.com/2003/Mar/03012003/utah/34193.asp


Cher

[indepat]

3. Geez, one could almost get the idea that those sanctimonious, reichous

hypocrites are also disingenuous, mendacious, and duplicitous.

[susu369]

6. Cher, your list could become another web site

Rep. Keith Westmoreland arrested in Florida on 7 felony indecent exposure charges

KINGSPORT - State Rep. Keith Westmoreland, R-Kingsport, was arrested last week and charged with seven felony counts of indecent exposure during a trip to Florida, according to a Walton County, Fla., Sheriff's Department official.

Walton County Sheriff's Department Media Relations Officer Jeff Haney said the police report indicates Barry Keith Westmoreland was arrested last week for allegedly exposing himself at a Hilton Hotel in Sandestin, Fla.

Haney said Westmoreland is accused of exposing his genitals to at least one child under age 16.

A Walton County Sheriff's Department press statement said Westmoreland was arrested for "allegedly exposing himself to a crowd of people gathered alongside the pool" at a Sandestin hotel. The statement also said "eyewitnesses alleged that Westmoreland walked naked among them exposing his sexual organs for more than an hour by poolside, and then again at the hot tub outdoors."

Haney said the official charges are for "lewd and lascivious exhibition to a child under 16 years of age."

"There were seven counts," Haney said. "I'm not aware exactly how many people there were present." Haney also said the allegations were that Westmoreland exposed himself on three successive nights - June 12, 13 and 14.

http://209.157.64.200/focus/f-news/701831/posts

[Grins]

7. Web site? That's interesting...

My personal list (a Microsoft Word document titled, "Republican Family Values") started out to be a response and some "in-your-face" to some of my right wing friends who were carping on Bill Clinton's lack of morals. My intent was to keep a page or so but, like the energizer bunny, it kept growing, and growing, and growing. It became a bit of an obsession. Today it stands at 133 pages!!!

Each page has 2 to 4 entries, so you do the math....uhh..nevermind..., I need to count them myself. Been meaning to do it for months. Now's as good a time as....Holy S**T!!!! - More than I had even guessed - 339 names. Jeesuuuss!

PS: Westmoreland was on the list.

[susu369]

8. Hey, hey - good for you!

:thumbsup:

[grasswire]

9. you forgot the guy...

....who used to be associated with Southeastern Legal Foundation that was arrested for perversion in a park, more than once. What was his name? He was one of those who filed the disbarment complaint against Bill Clinton.

[Grins]

10. Here he is...!

Matthew Glavin
Glavin, the President and CEO of the Southeastern Legal Foundation is an anti-gay crusader. The Southeastern Legal Foundation argued in support of the Boy Scouts of America' anti-gay policy, led the charge to have President Clinton disbarred, and has fought to overturn Atlanta's affirmative-action laws and the city's domestic-partnership benefits plan. All of which is surprising be clause Glavin is a closet homosexual and hypocrite. A prominent Clinton-impeachment campaigner, he was arrested twice for public indecency in well-known gay-cruise area of a Chattahoochee River trail area; once in 1996 (a no-contest plea got him six months' probation and a $1,000 fine), and once in 2000. He masturbated in front of an undercover federal agent, and tried to fondle the (male!) officer.

When I got this one I wasn't that contientious about getting the link or writing down the source. (I am now.) The way this one reads it could have come from the "Top 10 Conservative Idiots" page. You could do a seach on his name and find out more.

[DinahMoeHum]

2. Tee hee. Paging Larry Flynt ! Paging Larry Flynt !

Flynt should contact these hookers/strippers/"escort services" and offer them $$$ to tell him who in the GOP is doing the "dirty deed" (so to speak)

:evilgrin:

[Wilber_Stool]

4. That was great!

This ones a keeper.

[colonel odis]

5. an enterprising sex industry worker could make an awful lot of money

attaching a small camera to her purse.

[Lithos]

11. Could it just be professional respect?

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