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The following is an excellent op-ed piece written by Jack Buescher and published in today's Cincinnati Enquirer.
Those Dang Liberals!
Those dang Liberals. They sure have screwed things up. Every Conservative knows it. Just ask Rush or Hannity or O’Reilly. They talk about it all the time, 24/7. Just the word “Liberal” fills us with fear and loathing thanks to Newt Gingrich and the Fox network.
Those dang Liberals; just look what they did to our country: FDR, the worst, nastiest of all Liberals is responsible for pulling our country out of the Great Depression when us Conservatives wanted to “Stay the Course”. Liberals are responsible for all kinds of expensive legislation that ended up protecting our investments, our environment, our air, road, and railroad safety. Dang Liberals ended Prohibition that was brought on by our good Conservatives. And they inflicted rural America with electricity and built the TVA with those dang lakes and dams too.
And just look what they did to our work and families. Those dang Liberals made America a middle class country, made work conditions safer, created jobs where there were none, ended sweat shops, and fought for a living wage. They provided housing for the poor and under-employed. And some of their worst ideas were Social Security , Medicare, and veteran’s benefits. We would rather have our seniors and vets begging on the streets than collecting from these “socialistic” agencies.
You have to watch out for Liberals. They think about people first. We took the word “compassionate” from them. Imagine, the concept of fair pay, the 40 work week, paid vacation, medical coverage and an inheritance tax on the super wealthy that tries to level the playing field. No self respecting Conservatives would embrace these expensive programs and little by little we are taking ‘em back.
We called ‘em “tax and spend” Liberals, and it stuck, even after Reagan tripled the national debt. Clinton tried to make us Conservatives look bad by paying down the debt and running a surplus. The surplus is gone now and our big spenders got big tax cuts. And Bush2’s war to settle the family score has generated billions for his chums. If the dang Liberals get in again they have to pay the bills we ran up. The joke’s on them. If we stay in, the sky’s the limit.
I could go on but I’m sure you get the point, us Conservatives like the “good old days” and those Liberals dream of moving forward. Dang ‘em.
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