"Put the speakers in a cage" - Coulter's spiked column

[finecraft]

I know it's Townhall.com, but it's the only place I could find a copy of her article.

http://www.townhall.com/columnists/anncoulter/ac20040726.shtml

(snip) "The following is Ann Coulter's column that was supposed to be printed in Monday's USA Today. It was spiked because it was "unusable" and "not funny." Decide for yourself.

Here at the Spawn of Satan convention in Boston, conservatives are deploying a series of covert signals to identify one another, much like gay men do. My allies are the ones wearing crosses or American flags. The people sporting shirts emblazoned with the "F-word" are my opponents. Also, as always, the pretty girls and cops are on my side, most of them barely able to conceal their eye-rolling.

Democrats are constantly suing and slandering police as violent, fascist racists – with the exception of Boston's police, who'll be lauded as national heroes right up until the Democrats pack up and leave town on Friday, whereupon they'll revert to their natural state of being fascist, racist pigs." (end snip) more at site........

[Bluzmann57]

1. First of all...

does coulter think that she's one of the pretty women? Good grief, I hope not! And our veep candidate hasn't cussed anyone out in public recently. Glad that USA Today didn't print this garbage.

[Az_lefty]

mAnn coulter is absolutely insane

no wonder USA Today refused to run this trash.

[joefree1]

2. Hmm, wonder how soon she starts praising Hitler

Isn't he next in line of her heros after McCarthy?

[Big_AJ]

14. Never ...

[joefree1]

23. Too late

DNA Evidence Exonerates Hitler!
By Ann Coulter
FrontPageMagazine.com | October 24, 2002
http://www.frontpagemagazine.com/Articles/ReadArticle.asp?ID=4153

[donco6]

3. This is bad, even for her.

She's gone off the deep end completely. Is there any analysis whatsoever in her writing? Or is it all this high school journalism paper invective-spewing?

[Jack Rabbit]

15. That's an insult to high school journalists

Most high school students can develop a theme better than she can.

Coulter's writing is typically what one would expect ot find on a hate site. It's a mixture of selected and misleading facts and outright lies.

[LTR]

4. Typical Annthrax

And the wingnuts are whining about USA Today ditching her and keeping Michael Moore for the RNC Convention.

At least Moore uses facts and humor. Annthrax just throws out lies and some pretty nasty personal attacks.

As one poster said earlier, they should have gotten P.J. O'Rourke. At least he's funny.

[ewagner]

5. She must have forgotten

her medications.............

This is more "off the wall" than usual for little Annie.........

[Catfight]

6. Potty Mouth Coulter is the bride of Satan. I think all the repug women

are ugly and all the repug men are overweight sloppy insecure buffoons. Show me a sexy repug? Lick those combs repugs, because even make-up can't make the ReUGLIcans pretty.

[Catfight]

7. New name for Couter, "Queen of the ReUGLIcans." eom

[Parche]

8. ann coulter

Does anyone ever get what the "Cheney" she is writing about
Its a bunch of loose written nonsense, sentences that dont
make any sense,(Just like her idol GW does)
And what is this 7-11 thing, is that GW Bush's new jobs for
America program?

[jimshoes]

9. I read the snip and thought not even

anntheman would write something so revoltingly vile and fetid but then I clicked on the link and there it was in plain view. A screed so beyond contemptible that I wish USA Today had run it just so the 51% of Americans that aren't brain dead could see what a repugnant witch she really is.

[finecraft]

10. So when do we demand an apology???

The RNC demands an apology from Teresa, Whoopi Goldberg, John Mellencamp and anybody else that happens to say something they don't agree with. Anntheman calls us "the Spawn of Satan" and nobody demands an apology? I think the DNC needs to demand an apology!

[Downtown Hound]

11. You know, I don't even get mad at her anymore

She has become a complete joke. She has gone from annoying to insane to infuriating to just downright silly. Does anyone really think she believes all of this crap that she writes? She is just stupid and ridiculous. Even most conservatives don't take her seriously. Bill O'Reilly even asked her once on his show, "You don't want to be the queen of mean do you?"

You know you've got problems when Bill O'Reilly thinks you're uncivil.

[enki23]

12. that's a joke, right?

right?

[finecraft]

13. No....no its not. That is what she wrote for USA Today

Thank God they had the good sense not to print it. Why isn't the media picking up on this? Everyone is all bent out of shape about the fear of the Democrats "going negative", and this slime is calling us all "Satan's spawn"?????????

[enki23]

16. jesus.

every time i think "she's finally lost it now" the crazy c**t comes up with something even more despicable.

[Djinn]

17. USA decided it was not fit to print

most outlets have already come to that conclusion - why have there been atleast 4 Coulter threads on DU today?

Let her dry up in obscurity where she should be.

[The Zanti Regent]

18. TypiKKKal KKKolter

nothing but filth from a sick mind!

[KT2000]

19. Vitriol and not much more

not intelligent
not clever
not funny
but it is pathetic

[coda]

20. Wish USA Today had run it.

The fact that it is so over the top, is precisely the reason for it be in USA Today for all to see.

Let her be the Republican mouthpiece. Let her be the RW view.

It's all to our advantage.

[struggle4progress]

21. Can't we let Ann wither away in silence? eom

[DinahMoeHum]

22. Little Miss Fag-Hag is at it again with her gay men hangup.

Larry Flynt (Hustler mag magnate) is right - why any man would want to date or screw her is beyond him - or me.

:evilfrown:

[Green Lantern]

24. Lie down Ann and let your meds go to work

We should leave her alone-she is a dysfunctional emotional cripple and we should just let the boys with the butterfly nets take her in.

[Odd Little Man]

25. What was USA Today thinking

After ESPN and MSNBC did they think "oh this right-wing-wackie will be different"

[WinterStorm]

26. Ann is pretty in two ways

Pretty Ugly and Pretty up to stay that way.

[Fovea]

27. Ah I get it now

Ann thinks she is the NeoCon version of Hunter Thompson.
Of course, the difference is in both the talent, and the drugs of choice.

[Cocoa]

28. "unusable and not funny"

that's Ann Coulter's middle name.

[arwalden]

29. She has a mental problem.

[drb]

30. That "change of life" thing is...

...really messing with her head.