Top Ten Ways John Kerry Celebrated Winning The Democratic Nomination

[The Sushi Bandit]

http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/top_ten/


10. Got big "nominee" tatoo on his ass

9. Everywhere he went he'd shout, "democratic nominizzle in the hizzouse"

8. A little flippin', a little floppin'

7. Wore something special under his suit to make him feel "pretty"

6. Hung out with Bill Clinton and 30 coeds from the University of Massachusetts

5. Joined former democratic rivals to feast on the spit-roasted carcass of Dennis Kucinich

4. Received engraved watch from Edwards; out of habit, threw it away

3. While taking congratulatory phone call from Bush, got to hear president crash his bike again

2. Botox til he couldn't see straight

1. "Caucused" with Teresa, twice

[GoneOffShore]

1. Letterman and his writers make me hurl

The only late night host who is worse is Leno.

Blood sport comedy. Yuck.
:puke:

[alarimer]

5. terrific Top 10

funny stuff. Lighten up, it's only a joke.

[Th1onein]

2. I like #3!

eom

[The Sushi Bandit]

3. Mine is #1

But i laughed the most at #5

[lapfog_1]

4. I think that this means we win

and here is why. Letterman makes fun the powers that be, that's
his job. For months now, he's been making fun of bush starting
with the CNN incident... now he is poking fun at Kerry. I think
that's because they already know that Bush is toast. The powers
that be just changed.

We can laugh too. But don't get too overconfident... there is still
a lot of work to do.